Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only 'ask all of your beautiful mommies'." FML
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jet_fml 0
To be fair, I wouldn't want my mom in my school's fashion show either. :P
smiles1234456 0
aww :( little kids are really stupid and mean sometimes though
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Comments (81)
Rasetsu 10
aw! that really does suck.
Smiley_sie 0
that's so meann!!:(
hateevryone 15
mean daughter. you should be in it anyway, just to irritate her
Juicy2011 0
*smack*
babe7260 30
Can't imagine how much that must've hurt!!! So sorry HUGS!!!!
alicat72998 0
I think fashion shows are stupid anyway. :P
teddi76 2
That's when you stop listening to the attention must post stupid crap writers on here and do something to your daughter to teach her a lesson. Take her dolls, her video games, her computer and tell her that they're going to a beautiful daughter because your ugly child looks just like mommy and doesn't deserve them. Leave them with a friend or somewhere she doesn't go until the attitude leaves.
julygirl18 8
As my grandpa says to me all the time "You little shit!"
foxtrousers 14
And that's when you tell your daughter how inappropriate it is to say something like that and it's a horrible thing you won't be in the fashion show either
NickACD 27
Tell her this is a look into her future. That oughta teach her not to be a bitch