Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only 'ask all of your beautiful mommies'." FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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jet_fml 0
To be fair, I wouldn't want my mom in my school's fashion show either. :P
smiles1234456 0
aww :( little kids are really stupid and mean sometimes though
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Comments (81)
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
One, as #7 said, stories like these are trite. Second, this sounds like a reflection of your parenting. Shouldn't your daughter know by now not to say things that may hurt somebody's feelings?
whiterabbit_fml 0
#7- Dude, statements like these hurt even when coming from a little kid. Your child just called you ugly. It sucks. It may not be original, but kids can be assholes and this one certainly is.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Remind your daughter of the way genetics work. And you people calling this FML trite need to stop beating a dead horse. A new, unique type of FML is now a rare thing on this site.
taraaa_fml 4
awww thats sad
Nakedsquirrel 5
[sigh]
Kickinchicken213 3
Agreeing 100% with #13
memmer66 0
You know its not so hard to try and pretty yourself up. Why don't ugly people try?
poison29 0
#16 is stupid.
futtgoredo 0
your just saying that because your ugly 16 is right
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
61 - You're* Dumb ass.. If you're gonna diss someone at least spell correctly. By the way.. 18 is beautiful. Stupid person.
lame16 0
How encouraging #16... >.>
route95 0
awwwww. i'm sorry :(