Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML
Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only 'ask all of your beautiful mommies'." FML
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Top comments
aztec37 0
dancing isn't incest.
Gringo_fml 0
Incest: Fun for all the family ;)
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Comments (52)
greenman_fml 0
incest is best!
spenceroone3 0
there is a capital F in family.
Lolerskatez 0
Worked for your mum, might work for you?
Gringo_fml 0
Incest: Fun for all the family ;)
skibutter 1
wht is incest?
niftyhasdelulz 12
Is it just me, or is there a lot of moms on FML who should have had their kids taken away from them by social services a long time ago?
aztec37 0
dancing isn't incest.
jSOPURE 3
Don't listen to your Mom. There's plenty of girls to ask for prom. ;)
Aethren 0
A family that F's together stays together.
AntiqueTurquiose 0
aww thats so sad. ask people until they say yes! it seems quite awkward to go with a couuisn.
ummmyeahhh 0
i'm sure you'll find someone. a junior, at least. a sophomore and even a freshman would be willing to go with the geekiest senior. no offense. but cheer up. you'll find a date somehow. =]
zoo_fml 0
awww you should get a really hot date and show your mom off!
sunshyne84_fml 0
dang she could have at least offered a friend of the family
aztec37 0
#8, I hope you didn't mean to word it that way....