Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
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Top comments
ilovesoccer1610 31
You should tell your best friend right away
Tripartita 45
Well, now your best friend has to have loud sex with your brother, too. It's the only real means of retribution.
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Comments (21)
ilovesoccer1610 31
You should tell your best friend right away
ApologyKick 25
I disagree. Call her cheating ass out, then you can break the news to the boyfriend.
CaptFartGiggle 10
Scandalous.
SebastianCT 14
Better pack your bags now before your best friend finds out
Tripartita 45
Well, now your best friend has to have loud sex with your brother, too. It's the only real means of retribution.
Welshite 40
Retribution or the beginning of a beautiful love story? I've seen enough rom-coms to bet on the latter.
FEATHDUCK 19
What a *****
domolovesyoshi 33
Tell your best friend because if you don' and he finds out you knew he'll never forgive you for not yelling him
jakers8424 18
Alllllllllrighty then
Tripartita 45
Okay, OP, you can continue; we have #7's reluctant approval.
PencilTips 19
I would continously condemn my brother for this... and his girlfriend for basically forever. That is seriously a dick move and telling your best friend right away would be the only way not to lose your best friend at this point. Good Luck OP.
im_an_eejit 1
Yiour. brother is an ass
bigbluetardis 21
This is so ****** up. I will never understand how people can do this to their SO. Being faithful seems so difficult. I hope you will tell your best friend because he doesn't deserve to be with someone like this