Today, my 21 year-old daughter sent me the longest, violent, most hateful text I've ever seen in my life. Apparently she opposes me marrying her best friend of 12 years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my daughter asked to use my phone to find hers. Instead, she sent multiple messages to my boyfriend, trying to break up with him. When asked why she did it, she said it’s because she wants me to get back with her father. This would be somewhat understandable if she wasn’t 32 years-old. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, my husband is threatening divorce because I loudly objected at his daughter's wedding and made a scene. His daughter is 19 and got married to a 40-year-old man. FML
Today, my daughter flew completely off the handle when she found out I have a girlfriend, and called me an unfaithful sinning bastard, who’s going to hell for cheating on her mother. Her mother's been dead for 20 years and this is the first time I’ve met a woman since then. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Ummm 🤔🧐 SO MUCH TO UNPACK !!! What did ya expect ya dumbass 🤦♂️🙄🤬 That's messed up on so many levels and you can't even see why. Stop thinking with your little brain and maybe you can salvage your relationship with your daughter otherwise you are sacrificing it for a piece of ass. and this FML should be for your daughter about how she's losing a parent and her best friend of 12 years 😡 you need some serious help on the psychological level 🤮
RichardPencil 32
So, doing the math, your daughter has been friends with this person since she was 9 years old. There are so many ways this can be ****** up. In any case, you don't deserve a violent text -- you deserve some good old-fashion IRL violence.
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Charlie Given 28
Ummm 🤔🧐 SO MUCH TO UNPACK !!! What did ya expect ya dumbass 🤦♂️🙄🤬 That's messed up on so many levels and you can't even see why. Stop thinking with your little brain and maybe you can salvage your relationship with your daughter otherwise you are sacrificing it for a piece of ass. and this FML should be for your daughter about how she's losing a parent and her best friend of 12 years 😡 you need some serious help on the psychological level 🤮
mike3775 39
I would make a better comment, but every time I attempt, it turns into an attack, and I really do not want to be suspended/banned. To be safe, I’ll simply say “you need to reevaluate your life”. You don’t deserve your daughter in your life
RichardPencil 32
So, doing the math, your daughter has been friends with this person since she was 9 years old. There are so many ways this can be ****** up. In any case, you don't deserve a violent text -- you deserve some good old-fashion IRL violence.
D J's MOM 17
so, for about the second time in about 10 yrs I actually agree with you.
Chazzster 32
Normally I would say don’t let your children be in charge of your love life and marriage… But this is a weird case, OP plans to marry their daughter’s long time best friend. That’s weird, to say the least. I had an uncle who after he divorced his wife started dating and eventually married his youngest daughter’s best friend. His daughter, my cousin, was not at all happy about that. In the first place she felt she was losing her best friend, and in the second place it felt weird that Dad had the hots for someone her age. The good news, was the marriage lasted a lot longer than many in the family expected until eventually my uncle died. And I guess my cousin eventually came to accept the situation or at least she acted that way. But it took a long time… OP, you are an adult and I assume your intended is likewise an adult and you are both capable of making your own choices. But this won’t go down easy with your daughter. If my uncle’s case repeats itself, eventually your daughter will likely accept the situation but it will always be a stain.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Unless I'm mistaken and the site does it at random, OP took the time to say their gender was female.
Anderling 33
You’re the person here trying to marry someone less than half your age. You don’t get to claim moral high ground.
Razath 17
The age gap doesn't bother me much, love is love. Rare to see a woman going for it though. No, what's creepy is the whole thing about having known the friend since they were 9, and have probably been there throughout the friend's childhood and have seen them grow up. It just feels too predatory and groomy for me.
FluffythePink 23
You need psychiatric evaluation.
Tisinlovewithme 2
excuse me???? wtf is wrong with you, you deserve the worst shit happening to you wtf ******* predator ew
maverick83 15
I don’t know a damn thing about your situation, and it’s not my place to judge. Don’t know what’s up with the rest of these pricks. Assuming you’re both legal age and have a healthy relationship, I don’t think you’ve done anything wrong, per se. But understand how this could be awkward and uncomfortable for your daughter. Maybe the three of you can get together and talk it out. And being that it’s had this impact, do take some time to reflect and consider whether the relationship is healthy and solid. Like I said, I don’t know your situation, but this looks like it’s going to be a pivotal decision, so consider it and all of its ramifications carefully.
Crowned Sataness 12
wtf is WRONG with you? your daughter is losing her best friend and you've been grooming your fiancee since they were 9. you're a predator and yes this whole situation is a problem! don't expect to ever have your daughter back
Brightside86 31
I'm surprised the community is so agitated about this. They're both adults who deserve love and found each other, and somehow that's a problem because the new partner is/was friends with the daughter. Not everyone is going to fit into whatever preconceived notion of you have for what a relationship looks like.