Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
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Top comments
atruegem 0
Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P
Fuck_The_Police 0
Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex
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Comments (97)
seb12992 0
LMAO, I voted FYL just cause you had to listen to your bro have phone sex.
ithedarkknight 0
lol i never heard someone have phone sex really probably is entertaining to listen too because you stuck it out the whole time... lol i bet your nipples were hard!!!
looking_glass 0
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! That would suck, man!
iTyler 0
hahahahaha at least he didnt c u
passwordis_fml 2
I would say during phonesex is the best moment to scare the shit out of him
xXStef_RAWRXx 0
OMG i know how it feels :'( but mine was with my sister.. we sleep in the same bedroom! it haunts me all the time..FML
xXStef_RAWRXx 0
hahaha niiiiice
stray94 0
in my house you can't have any kind of conversation without someone hearing. op: would you want you're brother in your room when you're on the phone with your bf? ...you could use it against him though somehow haha
flyboy57 0
you blew the perfect opportunity to scare the shit out of your brother. scaring him during phone sex would have been the perfect ownage.
intotheblue 0
Why do people think it's funny to "scare" other people? Somehow I get this image in my mind of all these people with no lives, just slinking around looking to sneak up on people for absolutely no reason. It's kinda creepy, don't you have anything better to do?