Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Your brother is a strange individual. My sister has been married twice and has 3 children, but in my head she's never had sex. Not even once.
mindjob 14
Your brother?! That's kind of twisted
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Comments (57)
organizse 28
Privacy, much?
ProfessorMctitie 20
I dont believe the comma was necessary in your sentence. Also im pretty sure he was just trying to get them to stop in a weird way
loganberrybat 11
I don't believe you should be correcting other people's grammar when yours looks like that.
Livin_Like_Larry 29
On the bright side, OP's family must be close to your boyfriend
mindjob 14
Your brother?! That's kind of twisted
201chasew 22
He may have heard them, and his comment may have made them awkward enough to stop.
MidnaLink 35
"And kept going". Clearly not awkward enough.
Cherryta 17
Your brother wants to hear details about you having sex? Erm...
iShanny 13
I assumed the brother was being sarcastic, trying to get them to stop or be more quiet, and the boyfriend didn't take the hint. If I'm wrong, then that's super creepy.
JMichael 26
If he keeps going that way then pretty soon he'll be begging to join in.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
@iShanny You could be right but the boyfriend saying "Sure" may not be that he didn't take the hint. It may simply be that he doesn't care. Why should they bother quieting down when the brother already knows what they are doing? Realistically, since it's their house, why should they quiet down at all. If the brother doesn't want to listen he can turn up the television, play loudish music, put on headphones, or go elsewhere for a little while.
MrConcise 35
Let's hope they were friends before you bedded him.
MzZombicidal 36
Maybe it was just some goofy joke they made up? Lol. I wouldn't be too upset, though. Your brother didn't barge in and you didn't get interrupted! Win-win! :P
clumsylobster 17
Do something crazy. Scream a song in Vietnamese or something. Give him something to talk about.
papygeorges 17
You gotta give your boyfriend thumbs up for not loosing his... Focus! Plus it looks like he tries hard to fit in the family! If I may.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Losing*
sylverdrag_fml 9
On the plus side, this is the answer that guarantees the least interruption. Think about it, every other answer would result in more nonsense.
Ashwathi 21
That's cool that your brother is at good terms with your boyfriend! That's kind of awkward for you though ...