Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, my little brother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex and threatened to tell my parents. I paid him $30 to keep quiet. 15 minutes later he told them. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
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atruegem 0
Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P
Fuck_The_Police 0
Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex
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Comments (97)
m_h14 0
hahahahahhahhaa
fuckilostmydog 0
well **** you
fuckilostmydog 0
i'm kidding i know how you feel , i do it all the time
SurfDaWave 0
You're prolly scarred for life now, but there was a bit of karma in that.
omgELIZABETHHH 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DearGravity 0
Hahaha, Karma...
this_sucks014 0
lol.Karma can really bite you in the ass!
Lifelooser_fml 0
thats hot. I love listening in...just pretend its someone else man
p00p0ster0us 0
You didn't have to listen to anything. You could have said "Aw crap, I came in to scare you. I don't want to hear your conversation." and walked out. But you wanted to hear what your brother said and did. And since you feel kinda dirty about it, you decide to blame life for your silence.
bty245 0
why are so many fml's coming out of ontario?
roydawgg 3
because that's where justin bieber lives so it's cursed