Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my boss is a pedophile. He knows that I know. This is because he saw me looking at him… on the sex offender registry. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I found out my sister-in-law cheated on her husband. I also found out my uncle cheated on my aunt with my sister-in-law. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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Top comments
EricJ 3
People can get on the list who didn't do anything wrong. Maybe he pulled down his pants to pee in a lake and got convicted of indecent exposure. Find out what happened.
n1rvanat1zed 0
Uncool.
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Comments (137)
aback 5
Better you find out now than when you were 4 years old.
MQ_was_here 0
Okay, if you're fascinated w/ a criminals psychology and such, you probably look into these kinda things for fun. I know I do. I usually read about some case on the Crime Library site.
DeservedIt 0
In the USA most people on those lists are there for stupid stuff. Like being caught peeing in an alley at night. Only a small proportion are there for real, serious, offenses. I should know, I'm a sex off... uh, I mean a cop.
koerviipns 0
did you get on the list by peeing in alley by any chance?
kingwaldo 0
It's always the uncle…
dsegui4 0
oh gosh i'd stay awayyyy from him!!
babygurl17 0
holy crap!!! that's scary
kaitlinQ 0
ewwwwww that's so nasty
cigi316 13
Bring this up @ next family reunion.
omgAnna 0
Thats extremely creepy on so many levels.
OIFMedic 0
hey, I think everyone forgets! he's in Virginia so it's ok!! lol
Zills 0
Tennessee would make so much more sense...
mrmidi 0
Bring back childhood memories of Uncle Touchy's naked puzzle basement?