Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my boss is a pedophile. He knows that I know. This is because he saw me looking at him… on the sex offender registry. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I found out my sister-in-law cheated on her husband. I also found out my uncle cheated on my aunt with my sister-in-law. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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Top comments
EricJ 3
People can get on the list who didn't do anything wrong. Maybe he pulled down his pants to pee in a lake and got convicted of indecent exposure. Find out what happened.
n1rvanat1zed 0
Uncool.
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Comments (137)
fuuuuckmex3 0
I Knoww Howw Yuh Feel My Uncle Is 3 Years Older Than Me & He Lives At My House Because Hes My Moms Younger Brother. He Molested Me When I Was In The 5th Grade. & As If Thats Not That Bad, Im Gonna Be A Freshman Next Year & Hes Gonna Be A Senior At The Same School...
jussdatkid 0
you'll have a fun time with him
KagamiSama 0
Ouch.
IRunGameEP 0
BURN!
murder_maiden 6
sadly I can relate. only replace uncle with my estranged father.
sojaded 0
Wow I feel for you Trust me I know what you're going through Two family members & someone's ex boyfriend. I don't see the point in calling anyone family or a friend anymore. It's a terrible world we live in. Hope you're dealing with it the best you can.
kiluop 0
Why is it always the uncle that is a pedo
tv3992 0
so hes the one who pinched my ass !!
denying_xistance 0
o.O Hahah that's gotta be awkward.
gayfaces 0
wow who is he I might know him