Hammy
Ann Arbor, United States
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Takegami
Norge, United States
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
funy_hunie
Anchorage, United States
Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML
lonesome
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
fall3nrain
United States
Good boy
Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
lonely.
Buffalo, United States
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
bottombarrel
Greenville, United States
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML
Anonymous
Poor choices were made
Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML
Lunar-Spice
Midlothian, United States
Teddy is always there for you
Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML
Anonymous
Castaway
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
Top comments
MzZombicidal 36
Awww, may as well take the next step and get a few cats! :P
tacopandaroo 12
Was it soft?
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MzZombicidal 36
Awww, may as well take the next step and get a few cats! :P
MisterEx 28
For a second I thought you were about to say "May as well take the next step and start making out with the couch".
MzZombicidal 36
Oh goodness, #16 :o
Epikatz 22
... Not that reason...
cryssycakesx3 23
the guy that lost his virginity to the couch...
Cryptic_Calypso 3
But not too many...
tacopandaroo 12
Was it soft?
noobienick 19
Baby dont hurt me, don't hurt me, no moooore
ThePols 11
He puts the lotion in the basket
DestinyNiya 33
Read books in a park! You might meet people who share your interests?
Timpa70 18
A man's best friend
badluckalex 23
we all do strange things when were bored
AnOriginalName 19
Bored? While reading? You've got it all wrong!
people_annoy_me 23
Clearly you don't know how to read.
PSYqualiac 17
If you're not absorbed into the book, you're not reading right.
evig_fml 16
It's okay, sometimes you just need to stroke the fluffy wall and pretend like Jeffry never existed
InkedGamer 9
STROKE THE FURRY WALLLLL. "FEEL THIS IMA COVER MY WHOLE HOUSE IN THIS MATURIAL"
meganps 14
I'd say it's time you go out !! :)
ilovemsminaj 13
You're not the only one that does that OP, I sometimes hug a pillow pretending it's a person
Emmers__27 7
Get a dog, they make wonderful reading companions :) Mine's cuddled right beside me as I read this :P
PixelPokey 12
eh, dogs can be a little intense. Cats are definitely lazy, cuddlebugish creatures. So are dogs when you think about it but whatever..
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I love my dog because if I act like I'm excited and want to play, she will happily run outside until she can't run anymore chasing balls or tree branches (she's got to rip all the little limbs off of branches, they piss her off), but any other time if we're calm she usually is calm and content to be lazy. :)
Silk_Routes 14
Let meet ^_^