Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple of pages, I saw my uncle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my boss is a pedophile. He knows that I know. This is because he saw me looking at him… on the sex offender registry. FML
Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, I found out my sister-in-law cheated on her husband. I also found out my uncle cheated on my aunt with my sister-in-law. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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Top comments
EricJ 3
People can get on the list who didn't do anything wrong. Maybe he pulled down his pants to pee in a lake and got convicted of indecent exposure. Find out what happened.
n1rvanat1zed 0
Uncool.
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Comments (137)
DutchCourage 0
It's Virginia. Everybody's uncle is on that list.
cmotdibbler 4
In some places you can get on that list for "indecency" because you took a whiz in an alley. Hopefully your uncle's case is like that.
Bacci970 0
WTF why are u looking at sex offenders to begin with
doglover100 29
To know who to avoid.
Compass 0
I wonder how he got on that list... *winks at OP*
EricaAnnihilate 0
that's not that bad, I found my father on there.
Gingerly 0
Don't jump to conclusions, where I live you get put on the list for so much as pissing in an alley. I mean, yeah you shouldn't piss in public, but sometimes it's the only option besides pissing yourself. Either way, that sucks.
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Well, just be glad you're not the reason he's on the list! ^_^
lolwtfwasthat 0
ummm wow
samuelmartin 0
weird...
cdunning 0
I hope u don't remember your childhood