Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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AWESOM_E 0
I wonder what he expected to see instead...?
hidude12 0
woah anatomy... did he skip out on 4th grade health?
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rukusrazor 0
Should have made up a female anatomy part. Then said, "No, I pee out of here *pointing somewhere else*" That would've confused him for life.
medusa_fml 0
omfg why would he think you would enjoy hearing that while hes supposed to be pleasuring you he has about as much social finese as a blind ape
Lauriebug 0
well... you're in luck then, if it's that easy to find then if you ever need to be catheterized you won't need 4 nurses and a flashlight down there to find it. (true story)
deliciouskaek 1
"Pee hole"? This guy is how old? More curiously, why did he feel that this was the perfect moment to announce it?
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
47, I honestly doubt that the people commenting don't understand what the urinary tract is. And the opening is not THAT hard to see...
Dogmaw 0
The urethra isn't the same on all women any more that the ****** is the same on all women. He may actually never have seen one, or recognized it. Give the tard an anatomy lesson and be glad he cares enough to look while he's working. :)
Lauriebug 0
@58, actually sometimes it IS. it's different for all women, as it's not always in the same spot. it does sound to me like most of the people posting don't get that there are two holes. and it really is true that sometimes you need a flashlight and extra pairs of eyes to find it. do you work in a hospital?
Tj_8 0
wat was he expecting?? you should have said, "nope, my pee hole's located on my arm."
ihateyouall 0
i dont think you should be complaining. If i had someone licking out my pussy i wouldnt care what they were saying, as long as they stayed down there.
ohhhhshizzz 0
Lauriebug: I think most women/girls like to venture down there and you know, actually look know where things are so they know. Bwahah, wow. That is cute though, atleast you know that this was like his first time going down on a girl.