Today, it turned out the twit I've been overcharging for drinks in my bar for wearing shades indoors is actually blind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML
Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML
Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I had a lightbulb over my head moment, by which I mean I was changing a blown bulb, which smashed, and I’m now half blind waiting for the surgery to remove the minuscule and yet still excruciating shards of glass from my right eyeball. FML
Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
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Top comments
CheekyRaccoon 27
I've heard the expression robbing people blind, but actually robbing the blind of more money than others? In hindsight he never saw it coming.
WCARlover 35
There wasn't a cane that was a giveaway? You know what they say about assuming....but really I hope you give him or her some free drinks next time they come in
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Comments (41)
WCARlover 35
There wasn't a cane that was a giveaway? You know what they say about assuming....but really I hope you give him or her some free drinks next time they come in
yerawizardlizzy 27
You know what they say about assuming... Edit: 1 beat me to it!
CheekyRaccoon 27
I've heard the expression robbing people blind, but actually robbing the blind of more money than others? In hindsight he never saw it coming.
soulebelius 17
Best ******* comment I've ever read here!! That was like some arrested development type humor there!
nonsensical 26
Give him a few drinks "on the house" to make up for it and don't make assumptions about people anymore.
Zappaz 32
If I found out I was being overcharged I'd be blinded in anger I'll see myself out
gamermonster 34
Good, we're waiting.
saxaddict122 14
Normally I hate "I'll see myself out" comments but this one actually seems fitting haha
Tripartita 45
Overcharging people based on what they wear? You're a class act regardless of whether or not they're blind, OP.
Arkham_Callabero 15
And the douchebag of the year goes to :OP
gearhead369 20
Dumbass
lilchica22001 22
Wow....you were a judgemental douche. At least now you know and you can change your ways. And I think you owe that person a few free drinks.
vikky538 29
Of all these days would you ever care to act why that guy is wearing shades?