Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend and I moved into our first home together, signing a 1-year lease. Less than 12 hours later, we've discovered that the place is infested with cockroaches and we have a mouse. The landlord won't let us out of the contract. FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I'm renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I moved back in after over a month of couch hopping and $2,000 of heat and chemical treatments for a chronic bedbug issue. I just found bedbugs on my legs. We've used all our favors and have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, while vacationing in Mexico, the Airbnb we were supposed to check into today for 3 weeks just called to say that due to a broken water pipe, they're unable to host us. We're supposed to check out of our current stay in an hour. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon, because they "didn't have one, so neither will we", meaning they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML
Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML
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Top comments
Kn0wledge123 21
Get your money back. As a hotel, they are contractually obligated to provide a clean and hospitable environment. The fact that it clearly isn't means they breached this contract, and releases you and your spouse from the obligation of payment. If they refuse to give you the money back, you can sue for breach of contract & pain and suffering. The More You Know
enonymous 9
Hundreds of indigenous wildlife to keep you company you mean
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goshpeople 4
Look for something better.
Ugi 27
If they booked through a tour operator then the operator should find something better for them! If not then either they didn't do any research or the hotel has deceived them by advertising facilities it doesn't have yet.
kocoman500 2
you're in Hawaii... why would you go in the pool when you're surrounded by the pacific ocean???
Saltime 0
33, that's nasty. People pee in the ocean...
LordGoober 13
And nobody ever pees in a pool? Which is much smaller and doesn't have natural filters like an ocean.
dolphincheddar 10
76. so does every single fish in it. an where do you think the water you drink everyday originated?
dolphincheddar 10
80. you have a ******* deer in your house! I want one...
edogy 0
76- facepalm*
enonymous 9
Hundreds of indigenous wildlife to keep you company you mean
hatesfate 6
cockroaches are not indigenous here... jus sayin....
hatesfate 6
cockroaches are not indigenous here... jus sayin....
poppyseed420 9
not indigenous, but there's no way to to get rid of them
enonymous 9
While I'm being taken seriously for a change. I might as well point out that 100% of all Bears are Left Handed.
qazaq 1
I thought it was just polar bears
Jacobt24 19
money well spent
IAmJad 18
If they're in Hawaii, they might as well swim in the ocean rather than a swimming pool.
nate_446 0
ooh nooo
minirhyder 3
Go swimming in the ocean.
imcutefml 0
isnt that the point of going to hawaii? to go to the ocean not tge pool ---____---
Maximus_Axiom 7
some hotels in Hawaii have beautiful swimming pools that are almost like a water park that are on about 1 and half acres of land. With slides and hottubs.
sxe_beast 11
We have a pool at our beach house in addition to the private beach... XD. Its not a pointless as it seems.
chickenfriedCG 0
I think the problem might be that the construction on the pool is loud
TheJashinist 8
Feel sorry for you! Even then, try to have a nice time? :)
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Go to another hotel... Or at least try to. If you don't like this one, do something about it.
victo890 11
I agree u should complain to the manager about these things
victo890 11
I agree u should complain to the manager about these things
illoveyouu435 0
Why the **** are two of the exact same replies getting different feedback?
bball234 6
that right there, ladies and gentlemen, is a poor hotel.
Swooshbear808 4
I completly agree good hotel to the right crappy roach infeasted hotel to the left
gunmania0 12
you got boned.
iAintEvenMad 0
10- I boned your mum last night.
swittig 0
191- u mad isn't a question. learn your memes
tae_sunshinee 0
Hurry And Leave