Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
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lolfood 24
You deserve it for snooping.
crazycly 7
And you kept looking after the first one why???
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Comments (99)
heavysigh92 8
And....you want to know what your dad is into because...why? I would never want to know about my dad's "special" interests.
jwrin373 7
Stay out of your dad's shit next time
JonBall 17
YDI for the sheer fact you kept looking after the first one. But at least your parents still have a healthy sex drive, that's more than most can say
jttorkildson 21
I've accidentally found both of my parent's ****. With my dad, I deleted something on accident when I was using his computer and when I opened the trash can I learned my dad likes spanking. My mom asked me to look through her Dropbox for something, unfortunately she forgot that she has what looked to be Second Life stills of avatars having sex. So there's that.
NakedandAfraid 14
aww, that's sweet
myanichole 22
If it makes you feel any better at all I was looking for movies for me and my cousin to watch because we were going to spend the weekend alone, and we ended up finding my grandpa's **** stash...
quarterbird 18
A man's **** stash is SACRED!!! lol But seriously... That's what the **** you get for snooping.
dblogic 19
OMG #54! Talk about awkward, poor DrGreen!
Notverycreeative 13
Good man! you deserved that one ?
limabeans101029 21
YDI completely. Why would you even be interested in the "sick, twisted shit" that your own DAD is into? I bet you wouldn't like it if he went through your **** stash.