Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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beccaishereyay 11
Mother ******.
slowlybreakingme 14
Scarred. For. Life. O_o
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beccaishereyay 11
Mother ******.
theten_fml 9
I don't understand the FML. Can you post the link up to clear things up?
hotshot2626 9
Mothers need lovin too! :)
enonymous 9
Was the plot any good at all? Was she at least convincing as a zoologist? Was there a legal disclaimer about how none of the animals were hurt in the making of this film?
silverhm2 4
Haha true
Ugi 27
#19 - absolutely. But not all mothers choose to get it on in a **** video! A subtle difference, but an important one!
sjdbeinska 4
is your mum that TOTAL MILF from the other fml?
daynesoriginal 0
I jus wanna let you know you are so beautiful
eastsidesoldier 7
Unintelligent comment
Awnonymous 4
video link?
benmec 18
1st comment and quite excellent! :)
loopsy_fml 14
Sounds like Cartman's mom! Lol!
vanillacocoa 6
And how might I ask did he stumble upon this?
JesseJimenez 4
I see what you did there...
blushy 14
hey, look at it this way, not many people can say their mom's a **** star
Sneaky95 9
Ima mother lover you're a mother lover we should duck each others mothers...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
#176 From watching **** obviously.
slowlybreakingme 14
Scarred. For. Life. O_o
Forlorn420 9
It's like Oedipus Rex.. Kinda
kishuu_fml 1
You know your tattoo doesn't really say 'just breathe', right?
pavlovaaLOVE 7
What does it say 28
TKmax 5
Yeah what does it say. Tell us
ihasbrains 10
In Japanese I'm pretty sure it says 空気. Yup. Pronounced like, koo--oo-ki. Not cookie. I am pretty sure it means air.
walmartpaysme 15
Well, at least it doesn't say "soup"
alan831 9
Ihasbrains is correct as far as Japanese goes. If you use the 2 characters combined it means air 空 (kuu) is used to mean empty or sky 気 (ki) can be used to mean energetic. As far as Chinese grammar goes, it could mean something else, but generally the meaning of Kanji when used in Japanese as opposed to Chinese remains unchanged (Kanji characters were imported into Japanese from Chinese.)
KylieMangion 22
Agreed.
hipsterhunter 9
Glad to see somebody beat me to this comment. In Chinese, I know, this phrase means "atmosphere." Good luck fixing that!
TBelle4Ever 15
53, I love that Big Bang Theory reference. It takes courage to get a tattoo that says soup.
meihua 19
I think it says something about a college dorm, in Chinese Edit: I see the problem has been solved
cnorris31 2
I like the tatoo anyway
thatcoolkidd96 6
Maybe I'm just being silly BUT you do breathe air, right? Right. So maybe it purposely says "Air" and it's not meant to mean "just breathe". I hate to be the odd one out but using your brain really helps here.
BananEnigma 24
#235 - I was thinking the same thing. Why would it need to be "fixed" anyway? It makes sense. People can be so dull.
airforce987 20
That is only slightly nauseating.
mystashisgone 6
$1,000 and a car and you won't tell dad. Unless they are divorced or he is in the video as well. In that case, blackmail to show other family members.
Yousuck24 21
I wouldn't blackmail the mother. She probably was in desperate times and needed a way to make some money as quick as possible so she could feed her family...
desireev 18
How do you know it's nauseating? Mom could, actually, be pretty freakin' hott!
walmartpaysme 15
Uh, 31? Are you saying you would watch **** of your own mother if she was hot? That's disturbing.
Tay_racer10 3
It's OPs mom!
desireev 18
I was directly speaking to #3. It would definitely be gross if it were me seeing my own mom. But we, as the commenters, have no idea what OPs mom looks like.
walmartpaysme 15
No... But it is still OP's mom and OP is the one who saw it. Therefore, it would be nauseating regardless of how hot OP's mom was.
mikeofthunder 13
You only ever hear it's someone's daughter or something. Well, whatever the reason, OP's mum must've dug sex with strangers in the first place if she eventually did the porno - broke or not. ***** don't die young - well the careful ones maybe
Autoshot 9
11 - Yea, did some **** to feed her starving family. And in her earlier years, was just stripping to pay her college tuition. Every choice was made for the right reason, clearly. Nothing to be ashamed of here. Jackwagon.
wooboo608 1
Best mum ever
0RedPenguin0 8
No. What is wrong with you?
walmartpaysme 15
So... What you're saying is you would think your mom was awesome if she was a pornstar? And all your friends could jack off to pics and videos of your mom? The number of people on this thread saying that this is a good thing is starting to disturb me.
liftedyoda 5
Lets see if you say the same thing if it was your mom
alwayswinning123 7
I can't imagine what your moms like if you think this is good
bestCOMMENT 5
FML is fake anyway imo ..
Dixbfloppin 11
If you don't mind non-perverted ole' me asking, what type of **** was she doing?
beccaishereyay 11
I'm guessing you can find it under the "MILF" category...
zingline89 18
It already says what type in the FML. The boyfriend said "holy ****." Clearly this is a Priest-on-MILF fantasy site.
hama806 19
I guess there is much to be said and seen about the MILF craze. Sorry OP, some things just can't be unseen.
Marcelb 17
15 - I highly doubt that, seeing as how priests aren't into people over the legal age, or women for that matter.
DinoDropns 1
Bahahahaha!!!
ArielTheMermaid 17
5, your picture goes perfectly with your comment
kisaka 2
"Mom, we need to have a little chat..."
Forlorn420 9
I bet the bf is hoping "Like mother, like daughter"
Marcelb 17
Who would want a girlfriend who's in ****?
MDTeddy 13
I wouldn't want a gf that broadcasted on **** sites. Do you a gf that exposes herself to everyone that wants to rape her?
fmlallthetyme 23
Well if she could pick up a few tricks from her mother...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
A *long chat.
BoratSagdiyev 2
Link?
zero91 4
lol pervert
IscoreOnU 19
You dot wanna see it? Lol liar
bestCOMMENT 5
It's a fake FML
zero91 4
#8 you can watch other milf **** . there are tonnes . #97 try to imagine if some wants to see your mom's sex tape and no i dont watch ****. not all guys watch ****
zero91 4
#97 its* do not* , not dot . if you spell dont i couldnt care less . here comes the mob of thumbs down :)
SwagPuppet 3
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FYL.... That's all there I to it.
SwagPuppet 3
*is
walmartpaysme 15
Oh shit. I thought this was a "your life is win" site!
mrsmaglietta 6
well that's gonna make an awkward thanksgiving
Iniezian 18
OP is Swedish....:D
xNephilim 19
A lot of European countries (especially mostly Catholic ones) still have similar traditions to Thanksgiving. In Germany, we call it Erntedanksfest, which basically translates into Thanksgiving for the harvest festival. Or, Thanksgiving. So while OP may not have a traditional Thanksgiving, there is a good chance they still might have something similar going on.
mattiemo 3
But in fairness, most European countries don't have the kind of 'all-the-family-comes-together-and-have-a-meal' thing going on for that day. I understand that's especially an American tradition. In most European countries that day is way behind Christmas or maybe even Easter in regards to family gathering. This is at least the case for Germany as well as Denmark, which is culturally even closer to Sweden. But this situation will probably even create its weird effects and awkward moments at Christmas....FYL.
kakaofrost 17
Sweden don't celebrate Thanksgiving or anything similar though, just another normal day for us.
zero91 4
both you and your bf can never look at your mom the same again . fyl
octopussperm125 18
But he may look at her in the complete opposite was op looks at her; (as he tries to hide his hard on),