Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
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lolfood 24
You deserve it for snooping.
crazycly 7
And you kept looking after the first one why???
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Comments (99)
WhyTry2015 12
Why would you even look, I don't think I'd WANT to know what my parents are into, I wouldn't want that much therapy
fabcade 14
You so deserve that. lol
BlackFire4890 16
wtf is wrong with you?
lilman8211 2
Ooh! 69 comments! Wait. OH GOD I MADE IT 70! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
AllSoul 23
Are you high?
bleedingglitter 24
That is really strange... Don't ever let anyone try to tell you that being curious about what type of **** your dad likes is normal because it isn't.
Taolan 23
Actually, it is completely normal. Simple human curiosity can pose the most seemingly bizarre questions given a moment of opportunity. At some point in their life every single human being considers the sexual habits of their parents, even if for only a moment. His moment simply lasted longer than it should have.
Taolan 23
You reap what you sow. Seriously after the -first- picture of your mom why didn't you have a crippling attack of NOPE and just click away?
Grenith 21
Pics or it didn't happen.
thefredrick 10
That's what you get for snooping lol
Silk_Routes 14
its their private stuff... stay away and of course u need a brain wash...lol
elixaaaaa 13
Your dad is awesome