Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
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lolfood 24
You deserve it for snooping.
crazycly 7
And you kept looking after the first one why???
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1Personation 11
Talk about Oedipus complex...
elcee1987 18
I think that's awesome. Not that you discovered it but that your dad doesn't need some to watch some fantasy sex scene, your mom IS his fantasy. I wish everyone got the opportunity to be in a relationship like that. But I also wish they would put a password on the picture files..
Waschlappen 23
Why didn't you stop looking after the first picture of your mom popped up?
exitium16 26
Why in the hell would you look at them?!
anonpbc 20
seriously you had too have expected to find at least one. ydi
ShaunaMarie88 9
awwww that's actually sweet :)
infectedsense 15
That's actually...really sweet? Yay for happy marriages!
classicsparkles 17
And this is why we don't invade family member's sexual privacy OP.
flyingmind_fml 17
is she hot ?
BoundBySpace 19
This reminds me of a time when my friend looked thru my phone when I was passed out to "find nudes".. he found what he was looking for, and he ended up seeing me in the process lol what a idiot. he confessed it to me that morning xD it really bothered me for a long time because they are mine.. not for anyone else's eyes ?
Aspen_Grace33 27
You obviously aren't 100% correct in saying "not for anyone else's eyes" unless you never have sent those pictures to another soul. Which, if that is the case, makes me wonder why you enjoy looking at naked pictures of yourself?