Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
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lolfood 24
You deserve it for snooping.
crazycly 7
And you kept looking after the first one why???
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Colon_Man 17
Curiosity will get you. I saw on a forum a while back where an older gentleman had one of those QR codes printed on the back of his shirt. If someone scanned it, they were taken to a webpage that only had a picture of himself, naked, giving a thumbs up.
shitstorm28 11
That's why you leave your dad's shit alone. YDI.
thatsme293 28
Now you know where you came from.
conflictedebola 20
Oh man, what are the odds he would have some naked pictures of the woman he's married to/had sex with to conceive you, that's so bizarre. /sarcasm. What the hell were you expecting, snuff films? Also obligatory YDI for looking through someone's private stuff, especially with the intent to make fun of them.
PokemonMaster0 15
Well, what the hell did you expect?
kesht1996 12
You don't go through a mans stash. Serves you right
PikaPikaPika_fml 9
And that's why you don't go snooping around. Serves you right.
SCbaseball6 8
That's some sick twisted shit. But if I found my fathers **** stash, I probably wouldn't care what he's into. That's just weird
rendezvoodoo666 2
Can someone tell me why people that can't type properly are getting posted??
reaxion 25
On one hand, your dad still getting turned on from own-brand MILF **** is sweet and awesome. On the other hand, you're a total creeper, OP, for invading your dad's privacy. YDI