Today, I was screamed at by a girl, all because I wore a pride-themed Mickey Mouse shirt. Apparently, I’m supporting “hypocritical capitalist freaks” who profit off LGBT people, yet support anti-LGBT legislation. Also, she commented about my Starbucks drink, another “anti-LGBT company.” I can’t win. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wore a t-shirt that had a rainbow-ish multicolored design when I went to drop off my daughter at school. Another parent threatened to “call the authorities” on me for wanting to “poison” children with “f**got memorabilia,” and to “stop pushing my agenda” on them. I’m a straight dude. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a girl because I said I didn’t want to go on a date with her. I’m a gay man. FML
Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
Today, I was called a "transphobic bigot" at work because I told my coworker, a trans woman, that her clothing and behaviour were disrespectful and inadequate for the workplace. I'm also a trans woman. FML
Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML
Today, I had to sit and listen to a coworker tell me about how disappointed she is her daughter is a lesbian and wondering if anyone still does those "pray it away" camps. I work in HR so I couldn’t even call her an evil, bigoted witch, because I know I’m the one who’d lose my job. FML
Today, I had to reprimand an employee for her bad attitude and terrible work performance. She went to HR and said I harassed her for being gay. Guess who they believed. FML
Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
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Top comments
AzraelAngelus 15
Never try to appease anyone it never works out
JillianJuneBug 39
Agreed. They will always want more.
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RichardPencil 32
Um, Disney is getting attacked by the fascist DeSantis for having a pro-LGBT stance. And I'm pretty sure Starbucks also has a progressive attitude to those issues. You can't win against fanatics who believe "alternative" facts (aka, lies.)
AzraelAngelus 15
Never try to appease anyone it never works out
JillianJuneBug 39
Agreed. They will always want more.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Totally with you on this one...be true to yourself and what you believe, don't try to hurt anyone, and don't be beholden to what others tell you. If they got a problem, it's usually on their end. If you actually screw up, own up and make amends.
poopface82 25
You can’t be good no matter what you do, so just try. And avoid Nestle. They’re just plain evil.
SirEnigM0nk 22
But...but...that chocolate goodness...
SirEnigM0nk 22
Let it go, let it go.