Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
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Top comments
manb91uk 22
Well, now the manager of your local car phone warehouse knows you're a complete wanker... I'm going out on a limb here and assume he didt shake your hand or high five you? Maybe you got a fistbump instead?
RichardPencil 32
What kind of defective SIM card did they put in? And where can I get one?
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Comments (12)
Leeono 26
Poped up? Should we be making a priest joke right now?
WHSKitty4ever 23
He spelled “popped” correctly …
sunnyray812 42
When **** goes Catholic.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Can people not read?
sunnyray812 42
Before it was edited for mainfeed, it said "poped" instead of "popped."
RichardPencil 32
What kind of defective SIM card did they put in? And where can I get one?
manb91uk 22
Well, now the manager of your local car phone warehouse knows you're a complete wanker... I'm going out on a limb here and assume he didt shake your hand or high five you? Maybe you got a fistbump instead?
WHSKitty4ever 23
“The internet is for ****.”
Phillycheeze 20
There is more then just **** on the internet?
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
i know your struggles not at the provider though
VanTufty 13
Is nothing private anymore
Gofuckyourself 24
Why do you think there's an incognito mode? So you can watch **** without worrying about a thing!
Krystal.xo 12
"popped up"