Today, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. But not to worry, he said she's only in town for a week then he's done with her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's only been a week since I've been in my new apartment with my boyfriend, and I already caught him cheating. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Go **** a 119 year old male stripper. Then proceed to say "No worries his going to a better place in a couple of days"
grimowl 1
And you can't even give him a week? Poor boy! (that was a joke, and even though I say so I'm gonna get flamed :))) )
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Comments (229)
marinus_fml 20
A weeks not that long.
jaysweet112197 8
Thats horriabler
PassTheDutch 0
7. I don't know that word.
166324 0
yeah true that... naht!
TurnpikeTwister 0
better get rid, don't take that bull shit OP
Sperrys 3
He might find somebody else for next week.
theguy33 1
I would dump that piece of shit.
humzizzl3 0
that a Boy
daBeast155 0
14- it came out of her mouth didn't it?
coffeygirl12 14
dummp him
katieklein 0
dump him! the next girl will only be there for like a month!
yummycupkake 0
don't worry, the next girl will only be there for a weekend
chlorinegreen 27
tell him this is the only week you're available because your other boyfriend is back in town by then.
CianaBanana 2
97's right. don't get mad. get even.
Tess_fml 7
I agree. That's really horriabler. It's a tough call.. either to give him another chance, or go by the 'if he cheated once, who says he won't do it again?' But in all seriousness, if he's 'done' with her after the week is up, who says he won't say the same thing about you? be careful, OP.
darkch0colate 0
hall pass!
CianaBanana 2
haha. I think that would only work if the guy was completely w-ussy p-hipped, 115.
supernothing_fml 1
what does op stand for?
CianaBanana 2
OP = original poster. it's refering to the person who made the FML.
Reign_fml 3
125- original poster
Siji 0
76- Maybe, as far as we know she only typed it. ;)
bringmepieskm 0
don't hate, **********!
grimowl 1
And you can't even give him a week? Poor boy! (that was a joke, and even though I say so I'm gonna get flamed :))) )
lionandthelamb61 9
The only thing that makes me sadder than a person who cannot comprehend a joke, is a person who makes a "joke" (the term being used generously at that) and feels the need to label it as such, thus ruining any slight potential it had as a joke in the first place.
t3hpwnz4rz 4
Unfortunately this has become necessary on fml.
HelloNoora1 0
Tell him you had an HIV the whole time then just walk out.
Tess_fml 7
+1, 64. It's almost as if they posted the comment solely for the purpose of receiving replies on it. *sigh*
tr0llz0r 0
And lookie here - it worked.
juicedboi 7
Well like he said, it's only a week! Wish there was a YLR! "your life rocks!" option here.
docscientist 10
Having a joke explained doesn't ruin it for me. I still have the capability to appreciate the joke. Not to say 1's was funny or anything.
NoodleBurger 0
I was going to give your answer a thumbs up, but then I realized you're a woman, and women aren't funny. thumbs up for your boyfriend who gave you that answer, though!
jmtmxer 0
ur pic isn't funny either
JustForLuck 0
#64 next time just say the joke sucked
alexg823 0
113- SMH...
stormer461 13
87 - an HIV? You mean std?
barnmaster98 5
kick his ass, then hers!
loveeepinkkk 4
I agree, do something to get even with him then dump him!
almedalove 0
why kick her ass she didnt cheat on you she might not even have known he was taken
EatnBeef 7
quit your bitchin. give him the week as a break caz im pretty sure you're one of those chicks who never shut the **** up and bitch about everything possible
pinkietuskadaro 0
nice picture
September_fox 2
I agree. I don't really understand why people get mad at the one their bf/gf was cheating with. More often than not they think they are the only one. A guy was cheating on his girlfriend with one of my friends. She found out, kicked his ass, then went and let his girlfriend know about it. Any girl (other than a complete ****) would be pissed to find out they are "the other girl" just as much as if they found out that their bf was cheating, if not more.
elpacino32605 0
you better not take him back!!! or else...(o.O)
bryyxoo 0
looks like herpies
ryanbeast1124 0
dump that asshole
comepoopwithme 0
lol its funny because you take a dump out of your asshole
shovels 0
I see what you did there...
saIty 17
Go **** a 119 year old male stripper. Then proceed to say "No worries his going to a better place in a couple of days"
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
what of he dies during sex?
knights95 9
It's murder!!!!!!!!!!!
elmorous 0
I bet he would look like the little bald guy from the 6 Flags commercials
wannbaussiegurl 4
haha no shit
Sia_Will 13
Not sure why this got most of the likes, this comment is not even funny
iLazy 0
3-some?
mk58 31
Really?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Your picture..... Me Gusta.... hehehe....
CitrusGirl 0
That joke is old and stupid. If I had rotten tomatoes I would throw them at you.
Wazilla 0
Why not just a rock?
docscientist 10
Rock-stuffed rotten tomatoes.
kaoriblossom 8
NO!! Virtually FML-ivied rock stuffed tomatoes XD
Keke_29 0
#9 Are you mentally stable ? Just a thouqht because i wouldn't want to sleep with the person tryinq to steal my man
princessbits 17
Time to get a new boyfriend
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
do the same thing with a other guy see how he likes it
N3v43h 0
be sure to send pics, or accidentally pocket dial him while you're in the middle of it ;)
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
what if he sends those messages to her dad?
aprilita 8
dump his ass