Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
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The_Paladin 16
uhg...morning sickness. I had it for the entire 9 months. hang in there OP.
Nyx_fml 23
If it didn't really look like it then, it sure does now.
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Comments (74)
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
it's rude to say anything gross about someone's food. My dad hated it when I was a kid so I learned to keep my mouth shut. At least until he was done eating.
Mayranieto 7
Aww how mean of him made you throw up! I hope the morning sickness gets better!!
bach2121 13
Morning sickness- Yet another thing that men will just never understand
kinky44 28
What's to understand, oh mighty woman?
vipirius 18
Yes because it's biologically impossible for men to get sick in the morning?
jess1987 17
morning sickness is not only in the morning. I had it all day, every day. I lost 15 pounds because I had morning sickness. it also lasted for 5 1/2 months. Food isn't the only thing that makes you sick, smells were worse for me. However, just thinking about food would make me sick. So no men probably won't ever understand it.
kinky44 28
If you had "morning" sickness any time other than the morning, then its just sickness
onorexveritas 24
I hope he cleaned it up
sweetbliss3 37
good job, husband. good luck with the morning sickness
WhitneyAndGdrago 10
yuck I've never had morning sickness but sometimes when people point out disgusting features in food I can never eat it again
monnanon 14
do you live under a rock? i really cant fathom how you have never heard of it.
ViktoriaaKills 13
she said never had, not never heard of..
cryssycakesx3 23
when you throw up rice is looks like maggots
isabellasimone 18
Doesn't your husband know not to say things like that, knowing you're pregnant and have morning sickness?!
bellydancer82 15
I'm eating soup and reading this... Suddenly it doesn't seem as appetizing.
tomgun_fml 16
Your husband is very "smart"
buckdharma 38
I'm a twat An annoying twatting twat Twat twat twat God I'm a twat Twat- ability