Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
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Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
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clockworkrainbow 3
Gross. Sick stomachs don't like noodles. Bananas, rice, applesauce, or toast is your best bet for eats. Sorry you're sick, OP. I feel your pain. 2 weeks lying in bed for me. Not really an FML but, it still sucks a little bit. Get well now. :}
evil_bunny 0
dude do you not chew your food?
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kevind23 0
That happened to me once!
fmlfmlfml15 0
well then thanks for sharing =P
Vonni 0
That happened to my grandpa when I was a little kid. He sneezed them all out onto my jacket.
Cherryripe25 5
omg yes! it happened to me too when I was sick :L
isallwaysme 27
one time at subway, my friend made me laugh as I was swallowing my food and I started to laugh and somehow lettuce and steal came out my nose xD
Airch 9
this isn't really an FML, i'd be chuffed (:
Itasan 0
LMAO. That really sucks though. Feel better:)
clockworkrainbow 3
Gross. Sick stomachs don't like noodles. Bananas, rice, applesauce, or toast is your best bet for eats. Sorry you're sick, OP. I feel your pain. 2 weeks lying in bed for me. Not really an FML but, it still sucks a little bit. Get well now. :}
facmebene 0
makes you wonder why they say chicken noodle soup when really the broth and veggies are all you need. I have thrown up noodles before, so I know how much it sucks. My sympathies
PrincessClairey 0
agreed. what dumbass eats Raman with an upset stomach? people are so dumb.
APHPrussia 19
Also, saltine crackers are good too.
wonderscore 0
I'M SO LAME.
evil_bunny 0
dude do you not chew your food?
Plumppotato 3
most noodles you can just swallow right down.
hellosies 0
that has happened to me before!
xirocreator 0
I've laughed so hard while I was eating ramen that it came out my nose. Its awkward.
around_the_world 0
That's a horrible way to invent a new kind of "nosebleed."
Chuck1993 0
Noodlebleed :D yeaah, that sucked =[
Chuck1993 0
Noodlebleed :D yeaah, that sucked =[
hpp15 4
That has to suck. Feel better and hope you get the noodles out. BTW, You don't really have to chew noodles, they're kinda meant to be swallowed.