Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
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Top comments
The_Paladin 16
uhg...morning sickness. I had it for the entire 9 months. hang in there OP.
Nyx_fml 23
If it didn't really look like it then, it sure does now.
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Comments (74)
JMichael 26
I'll never look at canned soup the same..
an3ph 20
He deserved it.
cheyenne7517 1
U should make ur husband clean it up!!
worldclassrager 41
Hope things go better...morning sickness is horrible...
Shepardspie71 8
What a tool
grumpybr 13
Being a pregnant (and bitchy) woman myself, I gotta say. I'd punch him in the face after throwing up on him. Morning sick sucks big time and even a glass of water makes me nauseous. I'd be really pissed
hunteryager 18
If that's how you react to something so insignificant, I bet you'll be single for a while.
grumpybr 13
You simply don't make gross comments about someone else's food, EVER. If you do, you deserve whatever is coming at you. I've been happily married for 5 years and my husband isn't going anywhere. Thanks for worrying about it though :)
cryssycakesx3 23
Jesus someones way too sensitive about their food. it's just food. sometimes it looks gross.
Alysharayner 2
I feel for you. I once got sick all over my mother in laws house. when I was done cleaning they came out to ask me if I was okay
sanecatlady 13
This is why I can't ever be pregnant, morning sickness terrifies me more than the pain of childbirth. Plus having a kid would completely ruin my life.
cryssycakesx3 23
ruin your life? you don't deserve a kid.
gatorgirl2669 6
oooohhhh men sometimes during pregnancy are the worse... they have no idea... sometimes they should just STFU!!!!!