Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
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The_Paladin 16
uhg...morning sickness. I had it for the entire 9 months. hang in there OP.
Nyx_fml 23
If it didn't really look like it then, it sure does now.
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Comments (74)
VectorFields 9
At least, you could see afterwards if he was right.
Beepbeep7 14
Sorry that happened OP.He probably wasn't even thinking when he said it.Hope the morning sickness cuts you a break.
PearlCorinn 13
Eat oatmeal!! I swore by it when I was pregnant. When you feel a little morning sickness coming on eat some. I did and I didn't throw up once! If it's really bad you can get antinausea pills from the ob.
monnanon 14
i couldnt stand anything to do with milk. milky tea, creamy sauces, porridge etc when i was pregnant but i wasnt really sick during it. my sister was sick a lot while pregnant and swore by water biscuits. they are simple little plain crackers i think they are also called table biscuits. i think she lived off them in the end.
poncho55 40
Aw, that sucks. I hope your pregnancy symptoms aren't so rough the whole 9 months. Good luck!
alycion 39
Hope you get to feeling better op. My husband has been having fun with my nausea, a fun symptom of my autoimmune. He even knows how to override the benefits of my nausea meds by making comments on the things I eat. Your revenge, while not intentional, was awesome. Maybe next time, aim for him.
Ksweety_fml 27
Ewww...
pdp_fml 21
I am getting a good belly laugh from your story. Ask your Dr for some anti vomiting meds to control your vomiting. I hope that you are feeling better.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
I am so glad I don't have to get pregnant.
Fluffy9981 0
Sounds like ur pregnant
grumpybr 13
Gee, you think??!
ratorr2 23
Sounds like you have a very childish husband. It's incredibly rude and disgusting to talk about someone's food like that, especially while their eating it. He should be the one to clean up the mess for being the one who caused it.