darawbs
United States
Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML
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annie_nk 23
That sucks! She needs to calm down and you need chocolate :)
Omegadolly 22
Aww! This sounds like the worst sitcom ever.
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annie_nk 23
That sucks! She needs to calm down and you need chocolate :)
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
Better yet, matching bottles of Midol.
mikeofthunder 13
Better yet, matching yoda sessions
sonicgreg 12
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
FMLJFL 5
Stop recommending chocolate, she will get fat.
I_lost_the_game 25
18- I would take yoda session anyway, I can never master his way of talking
Challos 5
32: Do I really have to explain this? When a woman is on her period she loses a lot of blood; hence the need to eat more fattening foods and food in general. The lack of blood makes women tired, and chocolate is just delicious.
drkate25 30
Periods are like dementors, they suck out your soul one happy thought at a time. Chocolate is the cure for sure!
Church_Vii 4
Actually, 46, you're wrong. A woman's menstrual cycle is the loss of the blood barrier, the placenta. While that's true, a woman doesn't lose a lot of blood. She loses more along the lines of a tablespoon. The actual "blood" is old placenta tissue being shed and filtered out.
musicalnoodles23 5
She actually loses about 6 tablespoons.
Omegadolly 22
Aww! This sounds like the worst sitcom ever.
reallytho3 11
Mother nature is somewhere laughing her ass off.. That evil genius lol
CaptainDoorknob 7
This is an example of pure FAIL. Or, as Eminem would say, what happens when a volcano meets a tornado.
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
I'm the emotional type and it sucks. If even so much as burn the toaster waffles, I uncontrollably tear up. It's weird to have no control over your body.
yuzuhere 21
And this is why Mother Nature's a bitch.
Aug1508 9
No.... Mother nature just has a great sense of humor, because you have to admit its a little funny from an outsiders point of view. Just imagining this situation made me giggle. But it really does suck for Op.
DoomSkuller 28
Why not a bitch with a great sense of humour?
kakarot2 11
That's sounds like a bloody awkward thing you gals are going through.
WestSoy 9
Ha bloody
Demonfish 14
OP, it sounds to me like you need a cup of tea and a hug...
dreamering 16
Use a tampon
cicpjaky 6
Damn, FYL indeed.
MonsterCommenter 4
There's a button for that. -__-
Darkzplaguez 0
Well i would asume they would be past or going through menopause so yea...
trqskq 14
What a bloody shame.
mpalmiter 0
Woe OP, I feel sorry for your coworkers. Make sure you stockpile misplaced and offer some to your boss lol
AllThingsBright_ 11
What exactly are we stockpiling? Misplaced feelings? Misplaced midol?