Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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tona01 16
well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while
tateh22 1
tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha
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Comments (213)
Strolling 0
I'd be more impressed if you pulled a hat out of a ******.
cumverg 0
He better not be referring to those douche bag hats!
Enslaved 38
I was once told that the ideal ****** looks like the New York Jets logo. Maybe that's another reason guys like football so much. J.E.T.S....... still (sucks sucks sucks!)
kewpiesuicide 29
LOL wtf? I'm so curious!
nickmeier1 4
at least its not a bad hat!
nickmeier1 4
at least its not a bad hat!
wolfsheart 14
I'm trying to think how that would work...... lol
wolfsheart 14
I'm trying to think how that would work...... lol
flawedgenius 6
After #46, so am I. not sure how that can be explained very well here though All my ex gfs had interesting vaginas but I cant remember any of them being hat-like I'd also say lets have a look, but obviously you wouldn't be able to do so. at least not here. (you could always PM a link) ^^ not troll-able ^^ if you have no sense of humour, you shouldn't be here!
staychill 16
least u said its ok :)