Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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tona01 16
well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while
tateh22 1
tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha
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Comments (213)
iLoveUnicornss 6
I never thought a ****** could be that ugly. I stand corrected.
bellakaykid 6
Hey, think about it, it could have been worse. At least it's not an ugly hat, right?
IndigoFuckYou 9
Was it one of those cool hats with the feather in it?
Dirgel 4
you play Vindictus?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
a pimps hat XD
niccipicki 0
sorry, but I'm trying really hard to imagine...WHAT KIND OF HAT?!?!?! or what is wrong with your ******???
rattusrattus 19
I think its one of those mad floral affairs that royalty wears to Ascot. I think its the Ascot where they have all the insane headgear anyway.
DKjazz 20
Am I the only one NOT having trouble imagining this? Clit bowler.
bpell15 5
at least it was a nice hat I mean, it could have been worse. he could have said it looked like a blue waffle
Rokx12 0
annnnnnnnd that's my dinner thrown in the bin. that phrase should auto-flag and get 'spoiler covered'
niplipsip 9
76 - I've seen pictures of the horror show referred to as "blue waffle", but every single time anyone makes a comment about it.. I picture a blue Eggo with syrup. Anyway, OP, how the hell does your ****** look like an old man? Is it saggy, dried up, and wrinkled? ._. FYL
bpell15 5
76 sorry for ruining your dinner. :/
zukinihudini 0
tell him his penis looks like a little marker but thats okay because its a sharpie
Jacobt24 19
fine-point sharpie
lkrunner101 7
haha! what a nice thing to say.. next time tell him his looks like a grandma with a big nose
Madelinexo 6
adorable?.
tateh22 1
eww haha, no
DjeePee 25
Be happy, my boyfriend told me once my ****** looked like, and read this carefully, a beef where someone has shot an hole in with a gun. He didn't understand why I was upset.
welandedonthemoo 5
I would have to see yours for myself to see if that statement Is true lol. jk
Enslaved 38
Was it from his bullet after you pulled the trigger?
pink_raindrops 26
Lol, I'm very lucky to have a boyfriend who doesn't say any of these stupid things.
cupcakesmile23 0
haahahaha thata hilarious