Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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tona01 16
well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while
tateh22 1
tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha
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Comments (213)
JTthePurpleNinja 5
so he puts his tongue and or penis in an old man wearing a hat ? :L
OakChair 14
People can have weird fetishes.
valdancer99 0
So... Is it really shaped like that? Ooooolalaa
HannahForbesxo 13
No, he just said it for the banter, it actually looks nothing like an old man with a hat.
Niedermayer_20 12
way to start my day
GabbyCharityM 0
First, ask if he was high. Then, tell him his penis looks like a baby carrott.
tateh22 1
way to be.
mikede420 0
take a pic of it so we can see
hilariexcore 0
I agree. I really want to know how it looks like that..
shift_love 13
pics or gtfo lmao
captainsaltyball 0
i like hammock!
mismonroe 0
What a panty dropper! I'll have to try that line out.
benniful 0
C; okay.
SexyQueen0905 24
You'd better hope it's a fedora hat. Those are the coolest around!
captainsaltyball 0
ya thats pretty rough so i have to i that i would need to see it to beleive it and i amagine that you would break up with him