Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
Today, I am fuming. We went to the beach in the sunny weather and my husband finally got round to posting the pictures on Facebook. In one of them I’m sunbathing and one of my fanny lips was hanging completely out the edge of my bikini. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
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a_girl_i_know 0
Have you heard of wearing underwear?
deputy_g 5
must have a nice 1 for no one to say anything ;)
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chahatp 0
can I friend request u so I can see?
NYBellz 0
your parents must be proud. I hope you know you are being talked about as a **** by everyone and not only on FML... btw cross your legs at least when u sit.
mandyy702 0
lol word up
5t3ff1k4h 47
Buddy, it's called a "******". I don't know what annoys me more - the fact you actually called it a "vajayjay", or the fact the mods didn't correct this. :/
5t3ff1k4h 47
Really? You vote my comment down for my honest annoyance at the fact people can't call something by it's anatomically correct name because it's embarrassing to do so? You guys are hilarious.
sandyyBabi 0
I totally agree with you
HomeAl0ne 20
Normally I consider 5t3ff1k4h the oracle of all things FML but technically, unless the OP was sitting in a very unusual position, it was probably her vulva that was on display, not her ******. That said, perhaps she has prolapsed from too much partying earlier in the night.
5t3ff1k4h 47
299 - True enough, and kudos to you for actually knowing that. Not many people do. That said, even knowing the difference between a vulva and a ****** sometimes doesn't even matter; people still generalize and call it a ****** for simplicity.
Evesapple671 0
YDI!!!!
jimbob13 0
-boner-
bigmanj28 0
next time stay in the kitchen
docscientist 10
The fact you call it vajayjay conjures violent impulses from within. That has to be the most annoying word ever conceived.
mrmerino 0
ydi for saying vajayjay
StrangeCandy 0
Drinking's bad, yo.
perdix 31
Caption: There's a party in my pants and everyone's coming.