Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
Today, I am fuming. We went to the beach in the sunny weather and my husband finally got round to posting the pictures on Facebook. In one of them I’m sunbathing and one of my fanny lips was hanging completely out the edge of my bikini. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
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a_girl_i_know 0
Have you heard of wearing underwear?
deputy_g 5
must have a nice 1 for no one to say anything ;)
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thegr8destroyer 0
can I see? jkjk
julieseattle 4
I hate when people post pics of me on Facebook, god! I also love the Facebook automatically tags you now. For some reason only my ugly obnoxious pics auto-tag. FML
matttheman33 0
so? it's just a part of ur body
ballinallday69 0
can I c the pics
alfredo1177 0
I guess if she's hot im with u on that one
Tracy_Evans 2
were you going commando as well?
Mach10 0
Well, you forgot "crotch-nostril," but otherwise a fairly complete list... Must have taken you hours to copy and paste that list from UrbanDictionary
AzWolf 5
Disgusting? Get a spell checker.
DillonUSMC 0
maybe you shouldn't have been such a lazy ass the whole night then.
AzWolf 5
I just took a peek and all I can say is you need to shave that thang! Nasty!
anonymous595 0
wat colures urs haha