Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
Today, I am fuming. We went to the beach in the sunny weather and my husband finally got round to posting the pictures on Facebook. In one of them I’m sunbathing and one of my fanny lips was hanging completely out the edge of my bikini. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
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a_girl_i_know 0
Have you heard of wearing underwear?
deputy_g 5
must have a nice 1 for no one to say anything ;)
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Comments (399)
penfoldsman 0
14 that was brilliant
lafingman0 5
YDI for saying that terribad word
mandingo1 2
show pictures or shut up
arrowheart 3
tgats what u get for wear the shorts to begin witg
life_sucks_screw 0
Omfg:) wow that was intense:D
javy22 0
4 **** no they do not all look alike..
insonotic 0
a vajayjay is a ******
Bob65803 0
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Sweety93 0
panties maybe?? thong? anything? Sounds like you deserve it lol thats slutty.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Quick to judge. Did you consider the possibility that because of the way the OP was sitting her underwear might have shifted ? The same way that someone can wind up with a wedgie, they can also wind up with their underwear bunched up in or to the side of their pussy.
Sweety93 0
I'm pretty sure you would feel a dang wedgie up your ******. And even when i'm drunk as hell I know when my ****** is out. Its her own fault lol If she wants to wear something to show her ****** than go right ahead just don't complain about it. haha
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Here is the problem though. You are not the OP and everyone reacts differently to things. The OP might go a bit numb after a couple drinks. For all we know she had been smoking some really strong pot and couldn't feel her lower half during that time period. Someone could have put something in her drink that made her a bit oblivious. The problem is you don't know, you are simply assuming that because something is true for you that it must be true for her. She also might have felt that her underwear was wedged a bit but since it didn't really hurt her too much she just decided to leave it be till she went to use the restroom, rather than pull a guy move and grope herself to get things properly situated. There is also no mention of things like the temperature at the party. If it was warm, humid, air she might just not have felt that she was showing because the room seemed a similar temperature to what was going on in her shorts. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve it for not keeping tabs on what her clothing is doing. I personally check my clothes constantly to make sure I'm not showing something I don't wish to. I am just saying you shouldn't rush into a decision that the OP is being intentionally slutty, or that they had to have noticed and chosen not to do anything.
Sweety93 0
Ya I understand where your coming from but I just don't see why her shorts were that tiny and if your shorts were that small you would think you would wear some descent panties. The fact that she put it on here kinda sounds like she's trying to get attention but who knows. I just think if she respected herself she would of worn something a little more appropriate lol
Ihatethesenames 0
u should put some up ;) lol jk