Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I woke up and had a flick through my camera photos. To my disgust my mother had taken pictures of herself, drunk out of her mind, naked with goggles on in our hot tub. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I found out my aunt posted a picture of my butt in a bikini bottom on Facebook. I didn't even know she had taken that picture. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out I didn’t get a job because I'd flashed the owner whilst drunk. Guess my tits weren’t better than my resume. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
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Top comments
heyimjennyFML 5
NEVER tell your mother where you work.
DudeImBetter 0
What's your mothers Facebook name? I need it for reference.
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Comments (79)
CryMoreFMLs 15
.... I think I can safely call for pics or it's fake.
heyimjennyFML 5
NEVER tell your mother where you work.
L3Paparazzo 7
Your mom is a party animal ! :P
fmart 0
i hope your a party aninal
dreamering 16
25, stop drinking tiger's blood.
DudeImBetter 0
What's your mothers Facebook name? I need it for reference.
urdirtyolduncle 15
MILF
bubble25_fml 5
I would sooo love to be her son!!
nyrangers1022 6
can i see??
imacreeper 3
Deny, deny, deny.
BagleHead 6
Pics or it didn't happen
BagleHead 6
I need to see the proof of the event, in photographic form, or else the FML is fake, and didn't happen.
BeastNerd 3
Facebook doesn't allow those kind of pictures..
btnhdude 0
53, FB allows pics, of me kicking you, in the nuts.
poohforMVP 4
damn girl Ur fine
BShady96 0
at least you have a good looking husband?
phatdaddy62 23
wrong fml
00SPRANGER00 0
wrong fml dick
scofield1109 0
I sense a new fml coming. today I commented on the wrong fml post, fml
A7X_LoVeee 10
Classy mother. You must be so proud.
00SPRANGER00 0
I know I would be (;
kingtz 6
She was probably just showing everyone how she used to feed you.
Marcelb 17
61, I don't see anyone asking for a pic of their mom, but a pic of OP's mom
candys123 0
your moms pretty scandalous!
mb1616 0
momma gots to have a life too !
Stupend0us 7
Pics?
electricmaster 0
Pervert?
locacolloca 0
@54 no not a perv, just a guy
phatdaddy62 23
I love bewbs!
iloveyouchung 0
you perv.
mycookiezz 0
Flash them your goodies and ask them to put your pic up next to hers! Follow her example DAMN IT!!! lol
Eggers 2
Gay. The comment I replied to was deleted by mods, and then my reply was moved here.
Jake_2013 0
OP should take notes.