Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML
Today, I am fuming. We went to the beach in the sunny weather and my husband finally got round to posting the pictures on Facebook. In one of them I’m sunbathing and one of my fanny lips was hanging completely out the edge of my bikini. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML
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a_girl_i_know 0
Have you heard of wearing underwear?
deputy_g 5
must have a nice 1 for no one to say anything ;)
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deputy_g 5
must have a nice 1 for no one to say anything ;)
milou_fml 6
well played
TayonaC 10
guess so
TayonaC 10
orrr maybe no one said anything because it caused them to have a heart attack and die you know how excited guys get with stuff like that o_O
Suchagoonnn 4
virgins do
ily1210 10
theres this magical thing called underwear. if you were wearing them, still you kinda deserve it for not noticing ...
Hmmm_ok 0
lol what's your fb... you already showed the party might as well show me ;)
sara8866 8
Did you not feel the cool breeze on your vag WTF?
zozohearts 0
Photoshop time!!
sara8866 8
Did you not feel the cool breeze on your vag WTF YDI!!!!!!
JesseOhNine 0
at least it wasn't her time of the month...
sterlingarcher 1
lol omg you soo deserved it!
seanders 10
lol that's hilarious. but I'm kinda scared if it's so numbed you didn't feel a breeze.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Aren't you sweet candy's personal sammich maker?! :D
AngryNinja 1
You guys don't really think she was sober, do you? 'Course she didn't feel it..
jrsgreenfire257 0
'Q' what does YDI mean? You Dum Idoit?????
ALLSTARWKND96 0
thats what i use to think! but no I'm pretty sure it means you deserve it.
deputy_g 5
yes I am sweet_candy_ personal sammich maker :D
bgibbz 15
this FML would b so much funnier if someone tagged her bush
JennaMason 6
how? she was obviously drunk. and you can't blame her for that because most people do it ..
Miii_fml 0
win lmfao!!!
ifmlftw 0
and your name is? lol
nevergo 10
you deserved it
soccer_italia_16 1
it means you deserved it
dtang 0
vajayjay? are you ******* serious? a five year old would say vajayjay you ******* retard
starlover77 0
I would smack my five year old if he/she said 'vajayjay'.
xSgtTh0masx 0
Jenna, your pretty hot :)
dj_tricky 0
Thomas, your a f**king creep.
braveone1 0
most people don't usually have all that showing lol
t1mmy_168 0
If it makes you feel any better, im sure your all over the internet now.
iluvmemicookies 0
YDI means you deserved it. Not you dumb idiot.
lunalilith 0
I hope to God that my five year old isn't saying va jay jay! I don't know any five year old kids that would say va jay jay.
WhyCantIDoRight 5
Your name is a WIN!
rocketeer_97 1
287- ive heard plenty of people say "vajayjay". its not abnormal to say that for some people. i mean, come on, have you really heard a 5 year old say "vajayjay"?
5t3ff1k4h 45
360 - Yes, actually I have. I've also heard many other variations of the word. You really shouldn't tell people "5 year olds don't say that" just because you haven't heard them.
ermkrmr 0
it means you deserved it
djmk671 5
YDI = You Deserve It
Scoty12C 6
#287 Sick Lacrosse stick!
jenni1234 0
You deserved it
jeff_chen 0
Douche
CaptainAwesome2 0
My 4 year old cousins say vajayjay... But they're Aussies, I think loads of people in Australia say that!
48Connor 10
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win
valri3 0
Next time wear some panties...
prince122 0
noooooo next time don't wear anything.
supertacowaffle 41
at least it was only half...it's not like you had no pants at all... Still FYL for being exposd YDI for being wastid
whoisthisgirl 4
lol dumbass.
jsx12345 0
#2's pic is an epic win. How so you may ask? First it shows him as #1 and then, some other girl REPLYING to the comment saying "second"
Innocent_Bitch 0
Next time close your legs.
jeffreebitch 0
vajayjay's are icky :/
dirtyblond 4
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party pooper!
skullbashd 3
be more like party period.
L3Paparazzo 7
omgg if that happen to me i would die lols
Franco24 0
- i think you ment, "party pooner."
ScaughtieHolden 11
45- you really have no problem exposing yourself..
TayonaC 10
that's what I was thinking
prince122 0
let her expose what ever she wants it's her body -_- i don't see how that effects any of you just look away she's proud of her body.
nikkilynne 0
136: That's coming from the guy who just told OP not to wear panties...I think it effects you, in a different way.
prince122 0
I knew that comment would affect this comment... that was a joke I was being sarcastic.
MissFukMyLuck 0
45- would you really 'die lols'? girl your half naked yourself....
skorpien 1
I'm highly questioning the authenticity of "her" photo. "She" may very well "die lols" if "she" were ever exposed.
GLiTTeRz 0
how about "party POKE HER" haha
bfad2010 0
^haha nice
IndianRapper 0
hahaha good job 217
L3Paparazzo 7
ommmg i was in cuba n my aunt took this pic, its not even dirty... look away than, fkn losers.
bfad2010 0
ha it's not dirty, idk y ppl care so much, just ignore them
miniman524 0
ur a bch
hunt98 0
yea ur so cool because ur dressing like a **** and that ur trying to drop the f bomb
hunt98 0
look who's scared to fight back
shrinkwrap 0
hey
SilenceIsSilver 0
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Eh who cares? They all look the same, just different colors. :P
dcshoejake 0
no they don't.
deputy_g 5
what's your color? :P
jess6blondie9 3
Creep.
SilenceIsSilver 0
S1lly trolls :3
deputy_g 5
lol <(')
WOW_BS 0
Hey look! ^ it's a penis!
deputy_g 5
penguin on fb
SilenceIsSilver 0
Wait I'm confused, penguin or penis? Or both?? Lol ew
sumner2 0
Hot
javy22 0
**** no..
adasdf 0
there are some weird ones
igoteffed 0
yea just don't go for the blue ones.
xSgtTh0masx 0
BLUE WAFFLE.
Alderman55 0
CLOWNS POCKET.
BrentHanks 0
Ive been reading ur comments and u r very funny lol
hunt98 0
don't forget about red pancakes
smiley1982 2
that's not true skinny girls usually have a little wenus when they are hot
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Cool tory bro.
franniedottp 8
haha you got moderated!!!! xD
tulsafml 0
:D troll got moded. oh no that a bad thing:O
brennan677 0
73, i love that picture. i can't ******* stand it.
tulsafml 0
sexy right?!
mjfhanahan 0
dude whatd you say?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Cool tory bro.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Cool tory bro.
wisericky 12
whats a vajayjay? is that like a plant?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Yes, its a cuntiferous plant species. Selling it in most places is illegal, and it is rarely given for free, unless the dealer really likes you. A quite beautiful thing to see, actually... not that i would know!... (:
kingtz 6
^^^ epic!
ohSNAPyall 27
Says the dude with a flag up his butt
AwesomessMaximus 4
14's comment is win.
julien672 0
You sir, are my hero.
jamjelly386 5
14 made my freakin' day!
FreeDome_fml 0
OP deserves it for saying vajayjay
SoldieroftheLORD 0
this entire little dropdown just WON
sandyyBabi 0
hahahaha(:
allyrox123 0
14 is WINNING!
leeshxx 3
14 u made me laugh :)
taelorrae011 0
lol #14 I think I love you.
bfflrhea 0
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you, my friend, are absolutely retarded. its a ******..
GuyWhoLikesBTR 0
a ****** you idiot
life_sucks_screw 0
Wtf are you like 7?
IndianRapper 0
haaa 14 best comment ever XD!!!
Dani243 0
ha
hunt98 0
wow #4 is my new god
hunt98 0
I mean # 14
NinjaSmurf777 0
What are you, four years old? A vajayjay is a pussy!
fluffymario 0
hey
buffblondie 14
ur really hot :)
buffblondie 14
wait crap no not the OP I mean life_sucks_screw
smoshiee 8
Yeah you don't need to know
drayloon 50
Troll detection: Failed miserably
a_girl_i_know 0
Have you heard of wearing underwear?
TayonaC 10
it probably got pulled off to the side with her shorts??? idk just a thought
SilenceIsSilver 0
I agree, they may have been scrunched up in there too. Or maybe she was wearing a thong.
Suchagoonnn 4
i think youre wearing thongs the weong way 31
SilenceIsSilver 0
And you would know 39? How often do you wear thongs? :P
jess6blondie9 3
He doesn't have to wear thongs to know about them, idiot.
tulsafml 0
what if he does wear thongs. you don't know him
jess6blondie9 3
Maybe he does. Whatever floats his boat.
SilenceIsSilver 0
He does to know how to wear one.
IStoleTheCookies 16
maybe his thong is leopard print
SilenceIsSilver 0
Besides who asked you blondie? You're like 12, your argument is invalid:p
iluvu2death 0
actually she's 15 so ya ur invalid
vsx2000goton 0
Age is but a number. What matters in an argument is your ability to support your arguments with valid facts all leading back to your thesis.
jess6blondie9 3
Actually 66, guys don't have to wear a thong to know how that they're worn. I have plenty of guy friends that know how girls wear them, that doesn't mean that they have worn them before. I'm 15, not 12. Maybe you should actually check before you guess how old I am. I don't even look 12.
jess6blondie9 3
Thank you 108.
TayonaC 10
yes but it was not needed of her to be rude about it.
SilenceIsSilver 0
^ Yeah :
jess6blondie9 3
No one ever said I was nice. :)
SilenceIsSilver 0
You probably are. Just PMSing. That's my problem :I
TayonaC 10
128 lol I see that now
beutifulgal 2
wouldn't u have noticed????????? idiot
jess6blondie9 3
Haha no I'm not PMSing. Haha ^^^
rjnorton84 0
Rule one of talking to a woman: NEVER ASSUME SHE MUST BE ON HER PERIOD. It's a sexist way of making her feelings or attitude irrational. Be aware that saying such a thing will lead to you getting your butt whooped. 134, you just broke the girl code. Oh and tmi 134, tmi.
SilenceIsSilver 0
That's crazy, I have never heard of this so called "girl code" and not every girl is so hypersensitive that she takes offense to people assuming she's PMSing.
SilenceIsSilver 0
158 I guess that means you're just a bitch? Sucks for you :(
jess6blondie9 3
Yep. I am a bitch. I only bring my bitchy-ness on to people who don't know what they're talking about.
PoofPoof 0
Haha, that's what I was thinking.
Prankster7o7 5
Too bad you can fight online. I would like to watch. :/
Prankster7o7 5
can't* dammit!
jess6blondie9 3
Haha 240(:
Prankster7o7 5
Pretty sure 243 would win though. :)
Prankster7o7 5
HERP DERP! Hahaha, that's messed up, but still, I would like to watch. Never pass up a good fight. :D
jess6blondie9 3
Thank you 246, I was thinking the same thing. She just couldn't admit that she was wrong in the argument. It would have been fine if she would have realized that the comments she made were wrong, but she took it too far and made her self look more idiotic then she already did. Congratulations.
Prankster7o7 5
Damn dude, I kinda feel bad for the other chick. :/ Oh well, the blonde wins again!
bala_fml 0
jess your fit
Dodie__fml 2
31- If you were a man, I'd punch you in the face.
sephoraprincess 7
time to shave your mustache, 134?
xAustinZx 0
gorgeous
xSgtTh0masx 0
Jess would clearly win seeing how inadequate the "PMSing chick" poses her thesis. Plus the blonde is hot :)
zypher399 0
what does 12 have to do with wearing thongs
jess6blondie9 3
Thanks 301..
Djzom13 0
probably one of the more interesting conversarikns ive seen lately ;)
Djzom13 0
conversations* stupid iphone
NavyWife777 0
sucks to be you...then again....most people wear clothes that fit properly. There's an idea for you... don't dress like a tramp and you won't have that problem. just a thought.
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
#15 I agree
vsx2000goton 0
15, OP most likely undressed because she was drunk, judging from the fact that she was at a party. And since when does wearing shorts automatically grant you the title of "tramp"?
Luvmehateme292 0
Says the sexy smurf girl with the dress not covering HER "vajayjay".
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
LOOOOL