Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ThatOtherMegan 30
Classy.
Bloodlvst 11
I guess you were feeling good vibes for another reason.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (218)
omnomnicon 9
Oh dear.
MetalxSoldier 26
She better make sure her boyfriend doesn't see the picture! He'll be furious and tell her to go marry it!
fluorescentadole_fml 8
God I HATE mirror shots! Especially when the camera covers most of your face and the flash makes it hard to see anything at all
ScaughtieHolden 11
I was guilty of mirror pictures, but I've changed my ways. I hate tablet mirror pictures -_-
soccerguy2 11
55- your comment makes the pics sound like cocaine. the pics are annoying though.
xoconnie 8
dude, omg thats so embaressing!!! lmao quickly delete the picture! u have to be more careful where u leave that crap out hopefully ur parents didnt comment or see it... Moms name: honey is that what all ur friends are saying it is? :I
yanksby7 6
She can delete the pic, but it's already out there...and here it is!!! http://imgur.com/gallery/z3CqJ
happle 21
85-Is that really your mom's name?
laurbear12 3
111, are you retarded?
untamed112 0
1 word hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
shawnaishere 14
(fml reference)
sarbear293 4
I read "oh dear" as if Mrs. Doubtfire said it.
hahaiseeyou 0
p
ReesieBanana21 12
101-Totally checkin it out!!!
sayyestothedress 24
-154, SAME!!!
ThatOtherMegan 30
Classy.
FMLshark 12
Be sure to angle to picture to accent your cleavage while you're at it, you classy lady, you.
toenibbler 14
Also do not forget to do the duck-face, because class does simply not come without it.
ss_20_xx 14
Lets not forget the red lipstick.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
To add a little more class, lets not forget to shoot birds towards the camera- cake your face in makeup while you're at it
haaaaha 0
Duck face, ass on the sink, and peace sign. That's all you forgot. :p
Rowdey 10
Isn't red lipstick actually classy??
ekarjala 0
smooth.
NicaLovesDisney 17
It might have been ribbed. :p
Temi25 6
Ooo, awks
ladyangel52 11
Come on guys, it's just a vaginal calibration device.
lifeforce 2
LOL I love that!
minniemai 0
That's what happens when you take mirror pictures..
yahoowizard 16
Never understood taking a picture of yourself in a bathroom...I don't think there's anything in there that people want to see either
FMLshark 12
Except for that sexy toilet. MMM, that shiny, white porcelain.
muFilter 19
And a vibrator...
yanksby7 6
No, this is. A friend sees it, posts it on reddit and imgur, and it goes viral: http://imgur.com/gallery/z3CqJ Op...I believe this is your picture?
Pigeon89 34
All I can say to this is buzzinga
smarie98 1
Another reason not to take selfies.
theevilduchess 12
Always double check pics before you post!
buck33 14
Reminds me of the pic where the chick forgot to flush the toilet in the background. Nasty...
npnptracking 7
I read the first sentence of this FML and automatically disliked it
Roxxxxay 13
Let's hope you're not friends with your family on Facebook..
dav3800 7
that'd be awkward.
ashalayyy24 0
jdkkckd
anthonydude 9
As the guy from batman begins says, " you must be aware of your surroundings!"
icemonkey14 2
Clever wouldn't have thought of that
sexynarwhal 6
ras al ghul
Bloodlvst 11
I guess you were feeling good vibes for another reason.
russfml 31
No pun intended? Lol
llamafish 25
No, I believe the pun was intentional.
SpottedZebra42 14
Marky Mark anyone? "It's such a good vibration. It's such a sweet sensation...."
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Feel it feel it!!
patrickalamo 48
Better than a log in the toilet. How fast did you delete the pic.
jerseyboy732 16
OP never said she deleted it lol
alliewillie 22
Not before 20 comments apparently.
hallkchallkc 4
Why do people end questions with a period(.)
muFilter 19
Why do people end questions with a "(.)" ?
Abdul888 16
61, hahaha that's hilarious.
farhil 14
56) because you don't want to ask questions while she's on her period.
crazykid300 6
Grammer nazi
ladyLALAA 29
Yeah, take your mirror photos in your room... Or self-timer mode if you must!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I had a clever comment, but your picture scared it out of me.
anarchyx6661 6
YDI, especially for doing the bathroom pic. Were you duck facing as well?
A7x4REVer 3
Most likely, I get amazed when I don't see a duck face. Stop pretending to be ducks, girls! They feel insulted...
AnneeSo 6
I agree that bathroom mirror pics are outdated. Not to mention it makes the person in question look idiotic.
grace12898 0
Luckily the frontal view camera on apple products is eliminating the need for seeing how you look!
mckibabe 7
If so, BANG! Bye bye ducky!
lifeforce 2
Generally the lighting is better in a bathroom than in a bedroom or living room. I'm guilty of taking bathroom mirror pictures but I angle the camera so that my arm is extended so my face isn't covered by the camera. :P It takes a few pics to get the pic right since I can't really see the camera screen but it works as long as the mirror is relatively clean and nothing embarrassing is on the counter. haha