Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
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ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
It says you are a man. You deserve it for 1. Getting Drunk 2. Fighting a GIRL and 2. For thinking you could win. Just playing. But really , never underestimate a girl. :)
reyemrein 0
Sorry to be a counting Nazi, but you said two twice.
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Comments (142)
rescueLove 0
ydi for getting drunk
YourEvilHero 12
fyl why does she deserve it?
janise 2
If you're referring to the OP it says he's a guy not a girl.
repyourcliche 0
only animal.
Ajjas013 6
Then OP must be an 'animal' Walrus?
repyourcliche 0
No no, that's the other OP - the one whose bum has to be lifted in order for it to be dried. I was thinking more of a gorilla. Or maybe OP's pedobear...
repyourcliche 0
Hmm... I have to admit neither of those thought have ever crossed my mind. Okay that's a lie, the snake one has. Whales as well...
fisheatsbear 6
fish on bear action........
fisheatsbear 6
wtf?!?
_mystique_ 0
where does it say OP is a guy?
reyemrein 0
YDI for having a Facebook. Stop being a tool.
OmgGuessWhatChic 0
YDI for losing a fight :D
mattf013 0
how is that an fml
garuru 4
this is a guy haha
anonymas_fml 0
Oh my god I didn't see that first, that makes it even funnier :D
majones 0
I don't understand why having a facebook means you are a tool. It's a great way to stay connected with friends. That being said, ydi op for being a drunk dumbass.
ImaginaryFoe 1
11, OP deserves for getting so drunk that he got into a fight with a girl and then lost. Humiliation like that should be made public.
ImaginaryFoe 1
*deserves it*
juniorsgay 0
she souldnt get all crazy when drinking u can't blame any 1 but ur self that's what she gets! handle ur alcohol! if ur ganna drink learn how to.
Darraghscoot 0
lmao anyone watch the iftas? :)
FUDGELOVESME 0
what's wrong with having a facebook
fisheatsbear 6
#33 win
schwinn11 0
Dude, you're such a bitch! Hahahahaha
sykes831 0
this is friggin hilarious!
strawberry6826 0
its a guy lol n a girl which only makes it classic lmfao ydi mayb u shudnt get so drunk next time.
expen_dable 0
#26 probably thinks he/she looks like a badass "non-conformist" for hating Facebook. "I don't play by societies rules, I'm so original and unique!"
gurlucrazy 0
what do you have a myspace? because in that case, you're the tool who's not open to change. do you still have a walkman and think people with iPods are 'tools'?
gurlucrazy 0
directed at 26
thatonekid2010 0
I like eggs
twohot2touch 7
facebook ruins soo many peoples lives lol. it's amazing how everyone still keeps it tho
_mystique_ 0
whoops never mind i see it 8/
DJ45_fml 0
you were responsible for it actions ydi
emo_Onsterr 0
lol mee2
dtotheq 0
1. thats a she not a he. 2. he deserves it for getting drunk
flippinsweetness 0
that must be humiliating..
CodeXana 9
98 I believe you are referring to "special snowflake syndrome" in which the sufferer believes themselves to be the most special little snowflake to ever live. Symptoms include hating on Facebook for no good reason, claiming to know what "rawr" means in dinosaur, feeling special because they would make a sandwich for a girl, and not ask for one in return, and using the quote: "And YES I am a girl gamer omg get over it." more than zero times. Many sufferers are Tweens who outgrow the disease at the latest in their mid twenties. Some of the more tragic cases, however, can last well into late adulthood. The more you know. :)
highsheep 0
YDI for losing. and 1st!
samantha_durano 6
hahah, that's pretty damn awesome :)
Pail17 0
#3 do you live in CT by any chance?
samantha_durano 6
ct? noo.
iSitt 0
link or it didn't happen
Pail17 0
Oh n/m you looked familar.
samantha_durano 6
haha okay.
Sirin_fml 47
Dammit.
NeonWar__ 0
crap, wrong comment! sorry. blame my iPod :/
nmsm 1
blame it on the i - i - i - i - i - iPod
demoon_fml 7
crappy joke
liuken 3
LOL
NyCzFiNesT 0
rotflmao0o0o0 @ sirin!
hobsonbrendan 0
haha. FYL loser
zoey10152 0
YDI for gettin in a fight with a girl.
tisiphone_fml 0
Pics, or it didn't happen...
ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
It says you are a man. You deserve it for 1. Getting Drunk 2. Fighting a GIRL and 2. For thinking you could win. Just playing. But really , never underestimate a girl. :)
reyemrein 0
Sorry to be a counting Nazi, but you said two twice.
Eddie_Paints 0
Cool what's the username on FB so we can all see you gettin your azz kicked!
Thunderbender 2
I laughed for a good 2 minutes when I realized #34 was right.
gym_class_hero 0
I did too
npk88 0
YDI for being such a loser pussy guy that you got into a fight with a girl. There is such a thing as "untagging" in case you didn't know but I hope any potential employers somehow find this pics of you and they prevent you from getting a good job.
wiiareonfire 0
untagging doesn't do much. you can, however, report the picture. . . I think.