Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML
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swaglesshipster 23
Wow, such a great friend throwing you under the bus instead of taking responsibility!
JKW35 21
Time to leave that "friend" behind
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MrConcise 35
Err, I thought that was because it's legal for people to smoke using a bong - assuming the people using it have a medicinal marijuana card or marijuana has been decriminalized in their area. If neither of those is the case, isn't it still considered illegal?
Zebediabolical 45
A couple questions. Why did you consent to a search? Why didn't you disavow ownership too? How many times did you hit your friend with the bong when the police left?
Zebediabolical 45
As long as there's no resin in it, which can be removed with a very thorough cleaning, there's nothing they can charge you with in most of North America. I won't say all cuz there's always that one backwards jurisdiction that wants to **** things up. At the end of the day if you claim it's just a water filtered tobacco pipe and there's no resin to contradict your story, they pretty much have to take your word for it.
Quetzal27 12
Wow that sucks majorly.... hope you told the cops that its was your friends and that you had never seen it before, I hear reasonable doubt starting to emerge..... honestly thats why you should be extra careful when you are moving with stuff like that.... check tail lights, etc... its the simple stuff that always gets you.
vikky538 29
Well she bonged you real hard in this one...
gunnerblaster 21
Yeah, **** your friend. If she's not claiming it, then I'd say everything else in the cars was yours - And promptly go dump it off in some garbage dump, somewhere.
lukian_fml 29
Is it illegal to own a bong (in Florida)?
juturnaamo 29
Yes, it is.
Megatron_Griffin 25
I moved here two months ago, and the flee market less than a mile away from my house as huge tents with bins full of pipes and several beautiful bongs. They're legal to own. Some people actually just collect such things. They're not illegal until you smoke pot through them. Even then actually it's not the piece, it is the resin inside. Unfortunately in her case, they were heavily resonated
strike2867 13
1. Why did you let them search the car? 2. A bong isn't even illegal.
haddiej 21
The friend was driving. I think we can assume it was their car and they gave consent for the search.
juturnaamo 29
It's illegal in Florida, regardless of what has been smoked in it.
Zebediabolical 45
I bought a bong in Miami Beach. As a 'water cooled tobacco pipe'. I carried it across the Canadian Border and when I was searched looked the TSA agent in the eye and said 'It's a pencil holder'. If it wasn't legal in Florida then why did the head shop sell it to me?