Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML
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Top comments
pjsr 33
Addiction respects no one. It might seem hypocritical, but a policeman's job is to enforce the law. A cop that speeds still has to write speeding tickets. Same for weed. FHL, though, he probably lost his job for the same thing you only got a ticket for.
Jachin357 28
This can be the awkward begining of a long lasting friendship.
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pjsr 33
Addiction respects no one. It might seem hypocritical, but a policeman's job is to enforce the law. A cop that speeds still has to write speeding tickets. Same for weed. FHL, though, he probably lost his job for the same thing you only got a ticket for.
AveeraBlackheart 6
He or she should never have been a cop in the first place.
barleyguy 17
whats MA? ive heard of AA and even NA but whats MA?
Jachin357 28
This can be the awkward begining of a long lasting friendship.
Jachin357 28
This can be the awkward begining of a long lasting friendship.
alexmccoy21 10
What is MA
Erfun_RS 8
Marijuana Addiction
Gaz_2_0 10
Marijuana Anonymous, it's a group where people with Marijuana addictions can go get help anonymously with other people.
marieeanderson 5
They mean NA
BTMxFDR666 7
No they mean MA. There are MA meetings believe it or not.
wanted_2_want 40
Is it me or there's an echo in here??
dcam13 19
is it me or is there an echo in here?
heart_aussie 32
No, he didn't dare to... do his job despite the conflict of interest, did he? People have no shame, going around doing what they're paid to do and all.
Erfun_RS 8
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YDI for taking drugs
Heteroscodra 8
"The day the cops start bringing their badges into meetings is the day the addicts stop coming" - Detective Lance somewhere in the Arrow.
onceuponatime456 16
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Marijuana is NOT additive!! There is no need to attend such ridiculous classes.
GhostFox 34
It's a drug that alters the chemicals in the body and has pleasant effects for many people as a result. So, yes, it is addictive, just like alcohol, prescription medication that's dosed wrong, video games, sex, and the internet. People can get addicted to pretty much anything, so just because most marijuana users don't feel like their usage is causing them problems, there are people that feel like it does, and peo
gigiskye 20
The same as being addicted to coffee though, all psychological but no dependence
GhostFox 34
people* that get as addicted to it as other addicts.
MrEpicSqueaky101 18
You can get addicted. But it's psychological. Such as video games etc... I know people that have the psychological addiction and you can clearly see it.
Bearsmomma 30
I was 100% addicted. I have an addictive personality anyway, but still...
worthypegram1 13
It is not physically addictive. You wouldn't die if you were to suddenly stop using and you don't experience withdrawal in the same sense as a physically addictive drug. However, it is definitely psychologically addictive.