Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML
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Top comments
swaglesshipster 23
Wow, such a great friend throwing you under the bus instead of taking responsibility!
JKW35 21
Time to leave that "friend" behind
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Comments (132)
alfalfalaffa 17
Interesting choice that you still refer to her as "friend" in this fml.
esco760 6
you should of said it's a lamp
berkeleyjake 13
so what? owning paraphernalia is not a crime. they could have found a gas mask bong with ****** sticking out the top and there shouldn't be a legal issue. sucks about your "friend" blaming it on you though
ModernaParker 5
First off...why did the cops search the car? It's illegal that they searched the car without a reason. If you had gotten in trouble, the evidence would be thrown out along with your conviction.
Jdawg445 10
You've should have said her car her shit
XanderLin 9
if she was driving its hers isnt it?
soulxreaperx356 9
I hope you didn't go along with it. if that happened to me, I'd tell the cop the truth, ask for a ride home, tell your friend to move themselves, hell maybe even tell her mother XD