Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML
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Top comments
swaglesshipster 23
Wow, such a great friend throwing you under the bus instead of taking responsibility!
JKW35 21
Time to leave that "friend" behind
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Comments (132)
capnbzarr 43
Never. Ever. Ever ever, EVER consent to a search.
xluciferx666 21
Yeah and then they become suspicious and impound your car while they apply for a search warrant.
capnbzarr 43
Nah, most of the time they can't be bothered. If they have probable cause they don't need a warrant or consent anyway. Seriously, ask any criminal defense lawyer and they'll say the exact same thing: Never consent to a search.
werdwerdus 11
if they have reasonable suspicion then they don't need to ask for permission
Zebediabolical 45
They cannot search your car without a warrant, consent, or clear evidence of a crime (such as flashlighting your car as they walk up and spotting a bag of cocaine under the seat). Their reasonable suspicion gives them grounds to get a warrant not grounds to conduct a warrantless search without consent.
rydin10 18
Yeah I'm going to agree that there's no law that states owning a bong is illegal.
capnbzarr 43
And where did you get your law degree? Most states have laws banning drug paraphernalia.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It's not actually considered paraphernalia until something illegal has been smoked out of it. In most states you can legally purchase a bong for use with tobacco and tobacco products. They just don't sell them under the name of "bong" but as "water pipes".
CaptainCrow 13
Quality friend you've got yourself there
Jones87 11
Some friend they are.
echarlotte 19
It's okay she'll be charged with possession
BigMane09 5
if your friend is going to snitch on you for her stuff... that's not a friend you need to keep.
DaRito 25
If there's no weed in it, it's technically just a piece of glassware and they can't arrest anyone for it.
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Maybe they panicked
goodvsevil1275 20
that blows... or smokes
worldclassrager 41
So they drug test you and nothing comes up...then they test her and find that she is positive and obviously not yours...
ChibiChibi_fml 28
They won't bother with that especially over something weed related. It's not actually illegal to ingest drugs. It's only illegal to possess or sell them. Keep in mind how many dealers don't use. If you were to test them they would come up clean but if you were to raid their house they would be loaded.