Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine, and that she'd never seen it before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML
Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML
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Top comments
swaglesshipster 23
Wow, such a great friend throwing you under the bus instead of taking responsibility!
JKW35 21
Time to leave that "friend" behind
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Comments (132)
Candied_person 13
So just say it's for tabaco
fabcade 14
so you are no longer friends right
johncanact 13
Insert generic *not really your friend* comment here
pjmohr33 5
He shouldn't have pulled you over without a reason.
wsj93 6
Find better friends..
BlaqMontana 16
wow what a friend!
castleofg1ass 19
I would have been like yeah it is and gotten out of the car and binned it right in front of her
molloytony 2
So lie about ownership of a bong filled with illegal resin in front of cops? Seems legit
aokes90 15
I'm pretty sure that in real life where people don't make up stupid stories, the cops would arrest whoever was in the car and place the most serious charges on the owner of the car. The police would do actual police work to find out who it belonged too and who deserves what punishment. They wouldn't just take her word for it.
Megatron_Griffin 25
Not a made up story, they didn't end up fining me. She got a charge herself. Also I don't know where where ya live at that is that strict on marijuana, but i lived in New York when this took place. Even if there was weed in the vehicle, (unless it was a large amount) the fine is no worse than a speeding ticket. The cops actually looked like they felt sorry for me, because from us explaining the situation they knew I was helping HER move and that the stuff wasn't mine. Still one of the worst things any "friend" has ever done to me
L0lllll 0
Lol the police absolutely cannot arrest you for having a bong; they may only arrest if you have weed or whatever illegal substance the idiots are smoking nowadays.
lucasstidd 4
What type of bullshit is that?