Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
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Blue_Black_fml 21
I would have wrote HIM off after that "what's up bitch"! It's rude, not laid-back..
lyssgross 16
Oh, the guys that think they're so gangsta. FYL, OP.
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Comments (143)
Trigabyte 8
Wasn't there an FML a while back where a guy greeted his date JUST like this? Or something along these lines?
TheDrifter 24
Yup, I don't think she stayed for the whole date though.
WhiteCrimson 23
What a piece of ass dandruff. You should smack the shit out of him for his utter rudeness. Tit!
iLynz 12
I would have either cussed him out, or smacked the shit out of him. FYL.
websphere69 27
he should be called fucktard....
Obey_StudBoii 23
What an a**hole
FeatherTips 10
Perhaps that sort of attitude is WHY he had to resort to blind dating. Nobody wanted to date that after meeting him.
AllegroRubato 16
Whoa. What a giant asshole. But hey, at least you have the common sense to never see him again and the luck to figure it out before it became something. From what I've seen on this page, a lot of people don't find out who they're dating until well into the relationship.
ctlnaaia71 8
YDI Right then when he greeted you like that, you knew what was going to happen.
outoftown 27
So, was the dessert worth the humiliation? Guys like this are why you take your own car or taxi fare.
twinkiefeets 17
I can't believe you made it thru the whole date without punching him.