Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
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Blue_Black_fml 21
I would have wrote HIM off after that "what's up bitch"! It's rude, not laid-back..
lyssgross 16
Oh, the guys that think they're so gangsta. FYL, OP.
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Comments (143)
rokolodo 10
Obviously this guy is bold, confident, outgoing and very honest Of his needs.
kt520 7
Or obnoxious, full of himself, and a pig.
Ultimawolf25 19
Yeah..that first comment would have been enough for me to walk away. I don't consider that being laid-back at all, just rude and disrespectful. Atleast you know now OP good luck next time!
rememberkids 14
for some reason there are a lot of girls it seems that like complete douchebags. thank god ur not one of them.
chuckcloninger 12
You stuck around for dinner? You must have been really hungry?
yeongji 31
There is a difference between the term "laid back" and "rude". I would have just left him there on the spot if I was you. Talk about a bad first impression from the moment he opened his mouth.
kidsgotastinky 11
What a dick
chillypalmer 7
Wow!! you are that desperate that you think calling you a negative name as you meet the date is okay? What kind of pathetic person are you? I am sad to know this is aloud nowadays :(
kt520 7
People make mistakes, hers was assuming the date would get better. At least she gives people the benefit of the doubt, whereas you calling her desperate is just plain rude. I'm sad that that is 'allowed'.
brittyboo123 35
He obviously has too much "swag" to respect a woman.
ughfmltears 12
Wow you must not have much self respect letting a guy call you a Bitch and act so low and stupid the first SECOND you guys meet!!!!! How could possibly think that would get better? :/
fatmcfatty 13
stop using match and all those other dating sites. then maybe you'll find a better guy