Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
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marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse! At least you weren't rolling the testes :)
hiloman500 0
it's kinda what you get for doing that...
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Comments (159)
RedPillSucks 33
That wasn't the exhibit! That was my wife, you bastard!
thursdaynevermor 0
lmao #60
TADspace 30
Well, it could have been worse. Could have been caught giving some testes a BJ
iheartglasses 0
If you already knew what a boob felt like, you wouldn't have felt inclined to really get into touching a fake one that is supposed to be realistic lol Id call you a virgin except even some virgins get to touch boobs haha
GrammarPoilce 0
The Manikin called, He wants his virginity back!
wiggyziggy 0
well he can't have it back, sorry
sinnedrebel 0
now all you need to do is visit store with axe shampoo and get some hair action.
sinnedrebel 0
oh yeah huh huh you said boob
funzcpl 0
what's the address so I can put it my gps! sounds better than Disney land!
Tyrant956 0
Ahaha thats great
eftup 9
lol stress reliever boobs I like it!
Sadochan 0
You should've started licking it and stuff.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#82 Um. I didn't feel testes until I was 20. So not everyone beyond their preteens has seen/felt it all...