Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
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luke_bryan_fan 6
At first when i was reading this I thought you were a woman which would have been even more embarrassing. Still, fyl op.
PenguinBitch 44
Hey, compared to theirs, yours are not saggy and wrinkly. Perfect volume and shape man.
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luke_bryan_fan 6
At first when i was reading this I thought you were a woman which would have been even more embarrassing. Still, fyl op.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
well, boobs or moobs, old people really ain't that fussed!!
Kkkdawg 27
I also assumed op was a woman when I started reading. Surprise! God damn.
TheChiver 7
Well that was a plot twist worthy of M. Night Shamalyma!
poccocurantes 7
Now you just draw it out for 2 hours.
jajaflan 4
Moobies :)
PenguinBitch 44
Hey, compared to theirs, yours are not saggy and wrinkly. Perfect volume and shape man.
oj101 33
Wow. A man burlesque show. That's something I haven't heard of before.
Welshite 40
Well since they liked it, you could start making a little money on the side. The senior citizen stripper business is relatively small; take advantage of it.
IworkAt711 14
You would be surprised how kinky old people could be. Im sure theres plenty of old people who want strippers.
poccocurantes 7
Not surprised at all. Had a lady follow me around the store I worked at. Not really a cougar, but something much closer to extinction. Started by telling me I had a nice round butt then escalated to she bet I was well hung and finished with her telling me she could still almost put her legs behind her head. This she showed me by putting her leg up on her shopping cart. I may have to submit this as an FML. Starting to have flashbacks.
maosquare 18
Well, when that happens, reply, "I'm sorry but I'm not a ladykiller."
Relenaz 9
@ #5...LMAO!!! @ #41 That's just scary!!
Clearly 7
Let him cop a feel. How do you know you don't like it, if you've never tried it?
Relenaz 9
XD!!!
jmelsha11 11
Did you let him?
bwzwally8 15
Dammit beat me to it ahaha
Kalipczo 21
Maybe it's time to make a new years resolution of dropping some weight.. Man boobs aren't very desirable, except, in your case, to retired folks.
Rukkus92 16
Probably the best thing that's happened to them in the last decade. Don't feel bad OP, you've probably made them feel young again.
buckdharma 38
I see a full dance card for someone at tonights New Years Eve party.
AholeCop 11
Better let him cop the feel. He's done things to enemies in WWII you couldn't imagine.
lilhellian 27
I seen things. I done things man. I wouldn't reconmend it.