Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Pretend it wasn't yours ;)
Matias_Says_FML 4
That stinks.
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marinus_fml 20
Pretend it wasn't yours ;)
ChrisSG 0
or you could squat on the toilet bowl.. lol
yucayucatan 0
EPIC! such a funny fml!
ortega_fml 0
get your shit together. YDI for pooping.
BenD0VER 0
^ win
SkyEatsJack 4
Shit happens.
mintcar 10
It'd be very hard for him to pretend. Haha.
iceex56 0
hahaha shuda tried it ^^
knibbsy 4
Those who were waiting outside the stall were most likely complete strangers, never seen before and never to be seen again by OP. Who the hell cares what they think? Trying to play it off like it isn't yours is idiotic. Walk out of the stall with pride and say "see that pile of shit in there? It's mine. MINE."
SecureReflex 0
(Insert poo joke here)
OrginalOwen 0
Take your shoe and spread it everywhere then run like he'll.
SmokingPanda 0
thats a shitty situation
GiggidyPants 0
holy shit dude i almost pooed laughing
rallets 23
wouldve been bad if the shit hit the fan
Qluz 3
i feel like many people will try to poo while standing up after this fml
MisherzzSquisher 0
lmfao it certainly does =]
Dododog66 4
Ha that boosted some of my confidence lol
yoyoforpeace 14
This happens at my job. I ******* stepped in it one day. Thank you!
StiffPvtParts 43
No.62's comment made me laugh more than the actual FML :D
Allforthelawlz 0
1sttttttttt
Matias_Says_FML 4
That stinks.
pinkpillowz 0
^^ LITERALLY
yourWIFEandKIDS 0
owned..?
collegegirl87 0
Yeah just warn the others that someone left poop on the floor.
yucayucatan 0
cool pic
firegirl1993 21
haha. agreed. just pretend it wasn't yours. look grossed out when you leave.
Justincolon22 15
you are absolutely Gorgeous I'm Justin.
roguelindentree 6
I lol'd
chronicfiend 0
I aswell, one of the many many few FML's that will ever actually make me laugh
Mielad 0
You deserved it. Who poops anyways?
xLil_Mx 0
Humans
MissErikaHart 0
that's it?
6sick6 4
Then HDI for being human.
SkyEatsJack 4
Animals poop too! Especially cows, those things shit a lot.
deafeningsilence 8
Everyone takes everything so seriously..
bethany_camille 0
Well according to a book my room read to me when I was a baby, EVERYBODY POOPS!! Imagine that!!!!
Koppol 15
everyone lol
brokenbitch13 0
i dont poo. its a nasty habit to get yourself into.
amthony82 0
I preferr to avoid eating that way I don't have to poo.
T3P33_fml 0
I used to but I got help.
andieraimundo 0
Rite!?!?
BabesYourAStar 0
eeew
Jinx01 0
Serves you right for going to a public restroom
Mauskau 36
Agreed. I hate public toilets. I refuse to use our house toilets unless they've been cleaned after we've had a party
madasmercury 0
Would it have been better for him to have shit his pants?
hihi1212 1
i agree lol
TheDrifter 24
It would have made an awesome fml.
bugmenotmofo 34
lol madasmercury, that's actually thought-provoking.
tp0090 2
When u gotta go, u gotta go
savanna44 0
just blame someone else and then run.