Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out on a second date with this girl, who touched my bicep when I told her I haven't been to the gym since a long time. She asked me to flex it, I did, and it remained the same size. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
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Top comments
Sqaud00 17
Nothing better than brutally honest kids to lower your self esteem
skippydoda 32
Children really know how to cut people deep.
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Comments (42)
Sqaud00 17
Nothing better than brutally honest kids to lower your self esteem
TypicalSenpai 14
Kids are so honest, eh? :}
HoboMeth 36
Time to hit the gym maybe?
zAstonish 20
You deserve this. Time to hit the gym.
HappyItalian 38
Yeah, damn you OP for lying to the girl about having any muscles! (Though in seriousness, how is this a YDI?)
skippydoda 32
Children really know how to cut people deep.
Schala360 27
Shouldve flexed her your dick, see who got the last laugh
lysx84 24
Or not. Not would definitely be better.
hellnosucka 27
woah there, that's a bit extreme.
pixierara 28
And then become a registered sex offender and never have to worry about kids being around him to lower his ego anymore!
ThePaperDragon 31
Time to hit the gym!
SLdeej 11
I don't understand why people are down voting you. How is going to the gym bad?? It's healthy to be the best you can be! :)
tyza 7
fat people eer where
MrSassypants 34
Reminds me of the time a little girl asked to feel my muscles and she said the same thing. So I said "at least I could still beat you up." That's the fifth time I got my ass kicked by a 7 year old girl.
Driving_Gaming 22
Ouch!
jqmalang 17
You kinda did deserve it.
thejonac 21
no he didn't
I_Like_Dogs 28
Why? For not having muscles? This is ridiculous.
jqmalang 17
Of course it isn't his fault for not having muscles. It's that he thought he did and thought the "little girl" will compliment him on it.
donuts678 25
Uh no, my self-esteem is not so low that I rely on a 7 year old's opinion. I wasn't really thinking, I just thought it was cute
sarah5745 41
I really don't understand why people are voting YDI..