Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML
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Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, while working as a line cook, one of the servers sincerely asked me, "What sauce goes on a chicken bacon ranch sandwich?" I replied, a little incredulously I'll admit, "…Ranch." She then totally lost her cool and went full-blown adult temper tantrum because I was, "mean to her." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML
Today, my customer complained to me that there were no scallops in her dish when it was "clearly stated on the menu." Finally, after she ran out of breath, I had to show her that the menu said scallions. She didn't understand, screamed at me and then walked out on her bill. FML
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
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cakefete2 31
The worst part of customer service is the customer. It takes a special talent to deal with some people and not harm them.
RichardPencil 32
He probably expected more orange things, red things and purple things. Next time, throw in a bag of Skittles.
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Comments (16)
cacheson 42
Clearly he was asking for egg salad. You should have known better. It didn't even come with bread!
RichardPencil 32
He probably expected more orange things, red things and purple things. Next time, throw in a bag of Skittles.
DylanBowzer 0
But there are green skittles...
S_Gnu 17
Reminds me of the time a customer complained to me that he couldn't taste the alcohol...in his apple martini.
cakefete2 31
The worst part of customer service is the customer. It takes a special talent to deal with some people and not harm them.
MitiMiki 16
There are certain people that should not be allowed to dine out.
redheadedmonster 24
I have major respect for people who work in restaurants or retail. Like seriously I don't know how you do it. But God some people are down right stupid.
CrazyJolteon 0
Is there guacamole in it? He may have meant that
Cali 57
No one in their right mind would complain about having too much avocado in a dish.
metalmeow 13
Perhaps he expected a pile of bacon, shredded cheese, and chicken strips with a couple of sad lettuce leaves hidden at the bottom?
yakkady 8
Ever heard of chicken salad ?
caliguy08 17
Okay....ummm.... "lose his rag"? Is THIS what kids are using as an expression to say someone is being b!tchy because they are on their period? Just call it like it is... they guy was being an a$$ and complained about something remedial
DoseofReality90 1
I created an account just to reply to this. I highly doubt that's what was meant by "lose his rag" because why on earth would you say a MAN is acting like he's on his period? It's rare, if ever, I hear someone saying a man is PMSing or must be on the rag because oh hey, that shit doesn't make sense. Second, it hurts me on a personal level your horrible misuse of the word remedial there. Please google the meaning of it.